Mash almost never knows what's going on.

1. 2017-10-25 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   98% of his posts can be summarized into two categories:
   
   -nonsensical
   
   -confused
   
   The other 2% of his posts light up his brain like a flickering lightbulb, where in a stupendous rush of genius, mash is able to bring us such fine works as
   
   

   Originally posted by mashlehash Y'all ever microwave ants or flies?

2. 2017-10-25 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Don't forget the weird fixation on masturbation.
   
   

   Originally posted by mashlehash Makes my dick hard

3. 2017-10-25 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Must be nice
4. 2017-10-25 at 7:09 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I AM KING PLUM
5. 2017-10-25 at 7:11 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I AM KING PLUM

   
   I am Bottom Shore. I do not own any fish.
6. 2017-10-25 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mash, this is an intervention. We're here because we love you.
7. 2017-10-25 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I hit you
8. 2017-10-26 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   more coheroy thaan post neurotoxicc
9. 2017-10-26 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wait a second. Is there something going on right now?
10. 2017-10-26 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Wait a second. Is there something going on right now?

    
    7 billion people, 197 square miles, there's bound to be something happening on Earth at all times.
11. 2017-10-27 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 7 billion people, 197 square miles, there's bound to be something happening on Earth at all times.

    
    197 square miles eh M8? You trying to hoodwink me?
12. 2017-10-27 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There's a murder going on somewhere right now.. elsewhere, a man is jacking off..
13. 2017-10-27 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat There's a murder going on somewhere right now.. elsewhere, a man is jacking off..

    
    And for some of us, those are the same thing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HampTheToker
14. 2017-10-27 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well lookie here, China man making an opinion!
15. 2017-10-27 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Small penis bitch. No one cares what you think.
16. 2017-10-27 at 5:37 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ 197 square miles eh M8? You trying to hoodwink me?

    
    Just think, have you EVER traveled further than 196 miles in any one direction? Probably not, right? The government lies to us with it's kilometers and miles but they are not true miles in their natural state. They have cut them up and distributed them to fool the poor into thinking they're richer than they are.
17. 2017-10-27 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Wait a second. Is there something going on right now?

    
    Your heart.