2016-03-06 at 3:49 AM UTC
If you were drunk or just lazy would you pitch a fast food bag or some shit in mail drop box for lack of a trash can?
2016-03-06 at 4:08 AM UTC
If I'm being lazy I'm certainly not going to find a fucking mailbox to put my trash in, wtf? Related, I did put a dead squirrel in my neighbor's mail-slot in their front door. I was probably 10 years old or so. I ended up walking by his house the next day when he was outside doing some yard work, and I say to him 'oh hey Gary, anything out of the ordinary happen lately?' Mind you, I NEVER talk to this guy, let alone ask him something as random as that. He says to me 'yeah, actually, we found a dead squirrel laying in our entry way. We took it to the police for fingerprints and it turns out it had YOUR prints in it.' I didn't say another word and turned around and went immediately home. I'm sure the look on my face was on for the ages.
