2017-10-11 at 2:37 AM UTC
The machine uses vast data gathering techniques to reconstruct the past exactly as it happened in a virtual environment, including every single hole human being to ever live, and simulate them down to the atom.
I.e. none of your actions will fuck anything up IRL, you can save or reset your changes like a video game, but otherwise it is exactly like a "real" time machine in accuracy. You can also program anything into this virtual reality, so you can give yourself infinite gold etc.
WWYD?
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My first action would be to go and interview historical figures. For example Mohammed, whatever rabbi Jesus is based on, Hitler, Stalin, Aunt Jemima, Einstein, Tesla etc.
My second action would be to go on an unstoppable virtual rape spree and fuck every famous broad in history. I'd try to rape Joan of Arc, that would be a challenge.
Third, I'd probably go fight in some famous battles, this would be the ultimate video game. Maybe one time with historically accurate equipment, one time with a revolver + basically infinite ammo, one time with full automatic weapons etc.
I'd like to die a bunch of different ways too. I'd like to have a groundhog day-esque series of fights against Miyamoto Musashi until I could defeat him for example. Or be killed by one of the aotmic bombs dropped on Japan, or the Tsar Bombs.
2017-10-11 at 2:41 AM UTC
I'd dig a hole in the ground and fuck it.
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2017-10-11 at 2:58 AM UTC
I would do things like be a famous porn star or musician. Can we program people's minds to think whatever we want them to think?
Like if that were the case, I'd go back to say 7th grade and make it so in the middle of one of my classes at school, the 3 cutest girls would all suddenly have an irresponsible urge to come to my desk and start giving me blowjobs and rimming me, and the teacher would undress on her desk and start fisting herself, all the while everyone else in the room is experiencing this as a normal student would, obviously wondering what the fuck is happening, or better yet how.
Then I'd suddenly have a bunch of clear ovens drop down over the boy's desks where they sit, and slowly heat them up as the boys roast to death, all the while I'm still fuxxin with these 3 girls while the other girls in the class are dumbfounded and horrified, but of course I'd lock them in and after all the boys were dead and charring up nicely (this would all take place over the course of at least 12 hours), I would drive spikes through all the girl's left eyes including the three on my cock, then have everyone in the room including the crisped corpses each have a seat on a long miniature train akin to a kid's ride at an amusement park, taking them to the downtown district and parading my line of mutilated females and burnt males, the teacher and I conducting the train and throwing live grenades here and there, rocket launchers and lasers, breathing massive bursts of fire and causing some to have their bones spontaneously snap and crack at morbid and absurd angles until their skeleton resembled a limp dangly Halloween ornament.
Then I'd eat a fistful of pure mdma eat a bunch of banana cream pie.
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2017-10-11 at 3:03 AM UTC
Let's say no, you can't reprogram otherwise people, you have to convince them (by force or persuasion) to do your will. Also, you don't get any younger you weirdo.
2017-10-11 at 3:05 AM UTC
Well I just want a machine that lets me do anything I want at any time past present or future. That's all I want.
I'll get back to you on the Og inquiry.
2017-10-11 at 3:22 AM UTC
Loli harem. And yes... cream pie, that sounds good.
2017-10-11 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
Have you been courting your cousin confidently?
Most assuredly my good man, most assuredly!
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2017-10-14 at 6:46 PM UTC
i'd go back in time and sexually abuse each and every significant historical figures from the dawn of time to the dusk of time to see how the world turns out ....
i'm going to sexually abuse preteen jesus, adolescent moses, prepubescent hitler ... etc etc you get the idea.
2017-10-14 at 9:15 PM UTC
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Originally posted by benny vader
i'd go back in time and sexually abuse each and every significant historical figures from the dawn of time to the dusk of time to see how the world turns out ….
i'm going to sexually abuse preteen jesus, adolescent moses, prepubescent hitler … etc etc you get the idea.
Plot twist: the world turns out exactly the same.
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2017-10-14 at 9:23 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
This is a good fred it makes me think of that show quantum leap. I'd go to midevil times and bring a machine gun and kill king henry before he kills queen anna bolin and then bang her up the ass.
I'd also go to roswell new mexico and take a bunch of video of the ufo crashing in the late 40's and then come to the future where time travel isn't a taboo subject and show them what I've got.
I'd also go and stop 9/11 because I'm a true patriot.
2017-10-14 at 9:25 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Oh yeah and I'd also go back to the first year of the earth and see what was up with the garden of eden and see if dinosaurs were actually real or they are a hoax.
And I'd also go to stone henge and watch the first ritual the druids did there and try and join them.
2017-10-14 at 11:07 PM UTC
I'd go back in time to 1995 and tell my parents not to have their third kid.
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2017-10-14 at 11:18 PM UTC
The virtual time machine does not affect reality. It is virtual. You could see how those timelines play out though if you like, or live in it forever.
2017-10-14 at 11:42 PM UTC
travveling thru time on a golden bmx interdimensional future its a never ending vortex
i went,,, too the future and this is what i saw charlie ferres was priminister nd helegalized draw
