2017-10-08 at 7:39 PM UTC
i'm a man.
and among the connotations that come preloaded with this statement is that i eat out and only out. i eat out becos eating out is what men do. and over the years i've developed a habit.
when i'm looking for places to eat .... i'd almost always prefer to frequent those cafes where there're lots of dogs hanging around, usually under the vacant tables or chairs and chilling out. the main reason i do this is becos eating out means you will almost always never get to get everything up to your 100% satisfaction and your foods will almost always come along with something you dont want or like to eat. and so whenever i find something i dont like to eat in my bowl or on my plate,
i'd just set them aside and when i'm finished, i'd just tsk-tsk to get these doggies attention and toss my unwanted at them for they to feast upon. sometimes when they appear clean i'd even pet them and rub my hand along their back.
this gives me all the benefits and the stimulations of dogg ownership, which are very, very therapeutic, but without all the hassle and the responsibility of actually being a dogg owner.
mundane dogg walkings .... nope.
poop clean up ... nope.
forcible dog baths .... nope.
teary goodbyes and dogg funerals ???
never.
dog ; why own when you can rent ?????
2017-10-08 at 7:43 PM UTC
IDK what backwards ass country you live in where they let dogs in restaurants just to chill.
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2017-10-08 at 7:44 PM UTC
mashlehash
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Cme down Sheff o shoe u eat real man do
