This album goes hard as fuck when you do this

1. 2016-03-01 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Change the speed on the video to x1.5
   
   Best punkish thing since daydream nation
2. 2016-03-01 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just kind of clicked through the video and realized it would sound shitty no matter what speed I played it at other than x0.0 speed. No thanks.
3. 2016-03-01 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I just kind of clicked through the video and realized it would sound shitty no matter what speed I played it at other than x0.0 speed. No thanks.

   
   Before you give up try this one at x1.5
   
   
4. 2016-03-01 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And I'm not trying
   To lose my mind
   But I couldn't say
   That I would mind
   You only see
   What you want to see
   And I don't want you to see me[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]I don't know what
   I'm doing tonight
   I never know what
   I'm doing tonight
   And I never have plans
   When it turns to night
   'Cause I don't do nothin'
   But stay inside[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And I open my eyes
   And everything's blue
   From the top of the sky
   To underneath you
   Ain't trying to do more
   Than just sit here
   I can look in your eyes
   And tell you're sincere[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And we're dropping it off
   And we're not coming back
   'Cause we're trying to get lost
   We both know that
   You can gather the wine
   And I'll carry the shade
   And we'll dine in the pine
   Of the Golden Age[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]I'm unlocking the doors
   And we'll go to the roof
   'Cause the stories we told
   Are becoming the truth
   Just put out your hand
   And I'll take it in mine
   Walk down to the center
   Of the wind and shine[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]We'll take a swig
   And we'll lie right down
   We'll become all the colors
   Of each others sounds
   We can pick one up
   And we can let it fly
   'Cause in the Golden age
   We'll never die[/SIZE][/FONT]
   
5. 2016-03-01 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wanted to become
   Something that I never knew
   But I couldn't
   I cried myself to sleep and
   Things changed
   My heart had a
   Palpitation
   
6. 2016-03-01 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I was on my way to heaven when you died,
   I was racing up the express lane, I was cheating HOV lanes,
   I made it to the gate in record timing,
   I quickly threw my hazards on, no bother finding parking,
   I was on my way to heaven when you died.
   
   I was dressed in all black and I hoped,
   that nobody would notice me,
   or the bolt cutters I was hiding,
   underneath my oversized jacket,
   I snuck around the back and broke you out
   When the guards weren't looking,
   I was on my way to heaven when you died.
   
   But then it was all over,
   they got us surrounded,
   they beat us with batons,
   cuffed us and threw us in the car,
   when I wake up I want to talk to a lawyer,
   I demand a fair and speedy trial.
   
   Where do people go when they die?
   How do you keep them alive?
   How do you make sure that something like this
   won't ever happen again?
   Not to any other friends.
   
   How could a perfect human run out of luck,
   when there's just so many horrible people screaming
   "jackpot!", I cannot help but fear the thing I can't control,
   the things I'll never know.
7. 2016-03-01 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   i prefer it at 0.5
8. 2016-03-01 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   i prefer it at 0.5

   
   You're just saying this to try to retain cool points. At regular speed it drones, at half speed it's unlistenable,, at one-and-a-half speed it becomes the best modern punk band.
9. 2016-03-01 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^no im not saying that to have cool points, I figured you'd say something like that. There are very few songs in my opinion that sound better at 1.5.
   
   though the kkk does
   
   
   
   i mean 1.25
10. 2016-03-01 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Beach Fossils isn't bad but Daydream Nation put me to sleep. Here and Nowhere Else is my preferred source of pseudo-punk tho.
11. 2016-03-01 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Beach Fossils isn't bad but Daydream Nation put me to sleep. Here and Nowhere Else is my preferred source of pseudo-punk tho.

    
    I liked Cloud Nothings for a few weeks but the singer comes off as a melodramatic emo hipster faggot, just generally.
12. 2016-03-01 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, hard to argue with that. I don't really mind any part of emo hipster faggots but the vocals do some off as kinda over the time. I got used to it after a while tho
13. 2016-03-01 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And they have a song called "Cut You"
14. 2016-03-01 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But they have 3 albums before Attack on Memory which might be more like Wavves and less like sophomorecollegephilosophymajorcore
15. 2016-03-01 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The difference between Beach Fossils and Cloud Nothings is B.F. is the guy who went into his philosophy course because he think it's interesting because THC, and C.N. is the guy who is basically a frat boy but thinks he's toofratforfrat so is "deep and brooding", and thought "deep and brooding" was what a philosophy course implied. Peach Kelli Pop is like I'M IN YOUR SCHOOL TOO GUYS MAYBE I'M GETTING A DEGREE IN SOCIOLOGY BUT I'LL LAUGH AND BE CUTE WHEN YOU SAY COOL THINGS. She'd probably fall more for C.N. because of the shallowness of it's deepness. Omfg antonym sentence. Wavves is the guy who dropped out of highschool and plays basketball by himself, gets laid once every 3 months but doesn''t give enough of a fuck to be anything except happy.
    
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16. 2016-03-01 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am Wavves who are you?
17. 2016-03-01 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I like to compare people to drugs combined with situations:
    
    Cloud Nothings is drinking blue ribbon in your one room apartment crying about an ex girlfriend and masturbating with the tears
    Beach Fossils is a being on cough syrup and zoning out emotionlessly staring at a bunch of birds in your backyard
    Peach Kelli Pop is watching Sailor Moon after stealing 3 of mom's codienes
    Wavves is longboarding on ritalin and drawing swastikas on McDonald's bathroom stalls with sharpie
18. 2016-03-01 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And you can't forget psycho bitch
    
    
    
    Psycho bitch goes to the school as a psychology major because she's trying to figure out what's wrong with her, doesn't talk to anybody, nobody talks to her because she looks like she pinches her cat, and writes poetry about being a dictator in her hello kitty journal. She = watching Adult Swim at 2A.M. high on PTSD and her own thoughts from watching too much sadistic pornography.
19. 2016-03-01 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pangea is the jock but he draws once in a while, and would probably rape you. Tripping off his sexual confusion and bisexuality, like unstable matter.
    
    
    
    The singer looks like MmQ
    
    
20. 2016-03-01 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Descendents is Aspergers Syndrome, Vandals is PDD-NOS and would shoot up your school.