2017-09-20 at 11:06 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
like I don't get it, he's always been a lil overly playful and rowdy at times but for the most part he would just run around sqeaking like a mouse being cute.
Today I was making an egg mayo sandwich and he tip toed behind me and bit my calf and when he pulled away tore some of the hair off my leg and he started laughing manically and ran away.
Saturday night I was hanging with my gf after not seeing her for 2 weeks and we were in bed and we were having an intimate moment and she was telling me how she's glad she met me. All of a suddenly my bedroom door flys open and archie is standing there and screams "WEEEEEEEEEL PIG FUCKERS!" and starts laughing, he's wearing a skeletonwitch t-shirt and has a septum ring and is holding a tall boy of schiltz malt liquor and started giggling and ranting about how he just got back from "the dirty dog"
my gf says "hey archie I missed you!" and archie slaps the wall and in an obnoxious retard voice yells "IM TALKING!!!11"
and tells us how he just conned some slammer out of her ativan script and tossed a couple in his mouth and said "later ass eaters.. I'm going for a ride"
He bought a go-kart recently and I asked him how he got the money for that and he said "hitting licks, fuck those petty fags, I push reel weight"
what the fuck? I'm hoping this is only a phase he's 2.5 years old so he might just be going through puberty.
2017-09-21 at 12:36 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Animals can sense the end of this system of things coming.
2017-09-21 at 12:38 AM UTC
no one gives a fuck about your stupid cat.
let the fucker loose in my neighborhood. ill give it what it deserves.