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  1. #1
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Anybody have any experience with the OS that was built under the guidance of GOD? The creator of it is also an absolute boss who doesn't take shit from anyone.

    Development for TempleOS began in 2003 after Davis suffered from a series of manic episodes that left him briefly hospitalized for mental health issues.[1][4] Davis is a former atheist who proclaims that he has had "communications" with God, and that God told him the operating system he built was for God's third temple. According to Davis, TempleOS is of 'Divine' intellect due to the inspired nature of the code. According to Davis, God said to create the operating system with 640x480, 16 colors display and a single audio voice. The operating system was written in a programming language developed by Davis in C and C++, called "HolyC".[2]





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  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's a novelty distro. Although i do wonder about the syntax of holyC. i've been programming a lot lately so just for the lulz i'd like to see some HolyC program
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by Sophie It's a novelty distro.

    You doubt the divine power of God???
  4. #4
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Esplender You doubt the divine power of God???

    Obvious nigger cattle. He doesn't even have a space baby.
  5. #5
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I'm an Atheist and I even believe in elementals. I'll need to try this out sometime.
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Terry Davis is my spirit animal
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  7. #7
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]


    Platonically love this guy
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]


    Fron computer geek to road warrior
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  9. #9
    Isn’t OP black lol
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The demons have technology which is millions of years old. Their goal is to have mankind destroy itself. Many people on this Earth are open to attack from these individuals, because of their lifestyle and thoughts. The "demons" are bad aliens, marooned here in 1914. They trick people into thinking they are God, and then provide them with banned technology, in the hopes that they can speed up mankind's technological progress, and thus bring them closer to their ultimate objective. You would not be able to tell the difference between a demon and God, as they are masters of deception and fraud.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lanny Terry Davis is my spirit animal

    Terry Davis's spirit animal is God
  12. #12
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The demons have technology which is millions of years old. Their goal is to have mankind destroy itself. Many people on this Earth are open to attack from these individuals, because of their lifestyle and thoughts. The "demons" are bad aliens, marooned here in 1914. They trick people into thinking they are God, and then provide them with banned technology, in the hopes that they can speed up mankind's technological progress, and thus bring them closer to their ultimate objective. You would not be able to tell the difference between a demon and God, as they are masters of deception and fraud.

    Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and go in the bathroom and for a split second before you turn the light on you see something in the mirror that isn’t your reflection?

    Something, perhaps, not quite human?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and go in the bathroom and for a split second before you turn the light on you see something in the mirror that isn’t your reflection?

    Something, perhaps, not quite human?

    No, but I've seen heavy living room furniture sliding from one side of the room to the other all by themselves, and also seen a large canopy bed that weighed about 500 pounds floating in mid air, rocking back and forth slightly like a boat on the water. I've also met genuinely possessed people, and gleaned a lot of secret information from them.
  14. #14
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Holy shit
  15. #15
    Wonder if I could convert him to islam
  16. #16
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I should actually probably install TempleOS at some point...
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Esplender I should actually probably install TempleOS at some point…

    Why
  18. #18
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You think I'm gonna enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien. Of course I'm not going to fuck with nigger cattle.
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  19. #19
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why

    To get reacquainted with God for one thing.
  20. #20
    I have a theory that he's not actually insane, and this is some kind of long term gambit to make a secure OS while being able to legally claim he is fucking insane so the government can't fuck with him or compel him to insert a backdoor.

    http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/

    Imagine making a fork of this with basic networking and everyone transitions to that for netbooks LOL
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