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Anyone here ever been fired/just randomly quit their job before?

  1. #21
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 40+ years working various jobs and I've never been fired. I've quit and beat up the boss several times, but that's it.

    Lol
  2. #22
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I've had twelve jobs. I turned in a two week notice at three of them(but one I turned it in after only working there for two weeks), got laid off from one, no-call/no-showed one, and was fired from the rest(mostly purposely).

    If you don't like the job, it's smarter to get fired so you can collect unemployment. Just don't tell anyone that you're trying to get fired.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once helped this dude get fired from his bagging job because I worked at a grocery store in the meat market and he kept bugging me so I sprayed him with the sink hose and I told him to fuck off. He came back and started talking shit in front of customers when I was weighing out their feesh.

    So when he left I got over the intercom and in a very dry tone said "greg… your mother is waiting for you at the front of the store with your diarrhea medicine greg…your mother is waiting for you at the front of the store with your diarrhea medicine… that is all"

    and people through out the store were like "tee hee!" and like 2 minutes later he got triggered and went full retard and got on the intercom and was like "YO DUG I FUKED YO MAMA!" and the store manager got us together and was like "what the hell are you guy doing?" And I said "hey what I said funny, people laughed and I didn't use profanity"

    he told me to go back to work and he fired the other guy lol

    this was like 10 years ago, wow time flys by hahahahahahhaha

    lol ws took back his thanx to my post he should change his screen name to weak-sauce.

    The butthole hurt never ends.
  4. #24
    No because only cretins do that shit
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No because only cretins do that shit

    looks like someones never read the bible...
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby looks like someones never read the bible…

    As I said, cretins.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't work for the man, i work for myself.

  8. #28
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    It's facepal. Like your face is your buddy.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It's facepal. Like your face is your buddy.

    Or the hand your face's pal?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Or the hand your face's pal?

    :facepal:
  11. #31
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Or you're directing your hand where to go. "FACE, pal!"
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've only ever held 3 real jobs, the first was like a junior administrator (paperwork) thing with no real responsibilities so they let me go without needing notice. The second was at a call centre and I left when they got bought out by another company and wanted us to sign new contracts, and I've just left my latest job with 4 weeks notice
  13. #33
    doom Houston
    i was a cook at a drive in and i was on a lot meth and decided id rather pawn all my prized posessions than have to be sober for 8 hours a day and make absolutely nothing. i didnt put in a notice and what made it worse was it was my best friends dad who was the manager. fuck that dude
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra I've only ever held 3 real jobs, the first was like a junior administrator (paperwork) thing with no real responsibilities so they let me go without needing notice. The second was at a call centre and I left when they got bought out by another company and wanted us to sign new contracts, and I've just left my latest job with 4 weeks notice

    You've spend almost your entire life learning. That's why you've only had three jobs.
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by doom i was a cook at a drive in and i was on a lot meth and decided id rather pawn all my prized posessions than have to be sober for 8 hours a day and make absolutely nothing. i didnt put in a notice and what made it worse was it was my best friends dad who was the manager. fuck that dude

    a drive in movie place? how old are you?
  16. #36
    Never leave your Job unless you have 2 forms of income.

    it's at least something. Move out of your house and into your car if you have to.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Never leave your Job unless you have 2 forms of income.

    it's at least something. Move out of your house and into your car if you have to.

    I believe you can spend better time researching a new job and applying for it than you can wasting away at a job you hate. To each their own though.
  18. #38
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I've only ever held 3 real jobs, the first was like a junior administrator (paperwork) thing with no real responsibilities so they let me go without needing notice. The second was at a call centre and I left when they got bought out by another company and wanted us to sign new contracts, and I've just left my latest job with 4 weeks notice

    You seem professional, mature and respectful. I want to be more like that.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien You seem professional, mature and respectful. I want to be more like that.

    then do it, its not hard being a wage slave.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby then do it, its not hard being a wage slave.

    Bill Krozby you are a 30 year old pizza slut.
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