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I need some inspiring words

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so my chick is going into rehab on wednesday and i just bought her a book to help pass the time while she's in there. when we were in town the other day she was looking for a book on psychology, it seems it interests her. so she didn't find one, but yesterday i got her one from the book shop up the road. she doesn't know i've got it for her so i'm going to surprise her before she goes. i want to write something inspiring inside the book, something personal from me to her, but i'm really fucking useless at coming up with shit like that. so i was wondering if any of you reprobates could give me some ideas.

    what y'all got for me nigga's?



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    pissypoo



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she was just here and we were chatting about stuff and that, and just said 'i can talk to you about anything, like a best friend sort of'. it was a pretty nice thing to hear.



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  4. #4
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm lying down on the bed atm yes.



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm really struggling with this, any ideas guys?



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    Originally posted by NARCassist she was just here and we were chatting about stuff and that, and just said 'i can talk to you about anything, like a best friend sort of'. it was a pretty nice thing to hear.

    Bitch you just got friendzoned hard.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    They're together and have already fucked. Herp derp

    You're supposed to be best friends with your SO, that's part of what a relationship is.
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    Oh I wasn't aware they fucked. I thought he was just buying her stuff and talking.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes its all good. i just got with her tho and now she's going away for 6 weeks. its gonna be a killer but she's doing what she needs to do. she totally worth waiting for.

    come on guys, think of something i can write in this book for me. maybe a little cheeky joke that can give her a smile while she's feeling like shit.



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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    She'll probably hook up with some dude in rehab. I've seen so many rehab romances. Lol.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah thanks for that lsd you mother beating mother fucker you.



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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    :D

    Anyway I haven't thought of anything. I used to have this book of quotes from Gandhi, but I don't know where it is.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Come back sober
    Or I'll kill you
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i found this, might put that in there

    "When everything seems like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top"



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  15. #15
    Kill yourself
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    I'm a believer in "talismanic" sayings, things I can look back to, and rekindle my confidence or willpower. That's what I would kind of go for here.
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    "Fierce storms make skilled sailors."

    Something like that. The implication is that she will survive this difficult challenge, and come out stronger.

    Idk, think on it.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i fucking hate you captain faggot



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  19. #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    na, thanks lol.



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  20. #20
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    If you shoot yourself in the heart with a shotgun all your organs will turn to mush
    its a fitting end
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