2017-09-04 at 11:26 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What are the things you regret the most?
First thing that pops into my mind is telling my prom date that she's a FUCKING CUNT.
Technically I was correct but I felt bad about it later.
Then I choked her brother and threatened to kill him the next day,my best friend.
I'm an asshole.
So I drink and try to live a life.
But deep down Im a jerk who drinks and smokes weed just to cover the pain of being me.
2017-09-04 at 11:32 PM UTC
Well that's sad.
I regret not traveling more.
2017-09-05 at 12:14 AM UTC
I regret ever getting involved with hydro and I regret not telling her to have an abortion.
I regret staying out of school for as long as I did.
I regret all the time I spent being anti-social when I was younger.
I regret not starting to live healthy and fit until the last year or so.