Captain Falcon is objectively sad.

1. 2016-02-16 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   *miscellaneous text with various supporting "facts" that vaguely illustrate how (objectively) sad Captain Falcon is right now*
2. 2016-02-16 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   
3. 2016-02-16 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *slaps knee*
4. 2016-02-16 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HAMP THE MOTHERFUCKING TOKER
   
   
5. 2016-02-16 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   Yeah I'm glad you're back hamp.
6. 2016-02-16 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was objectively sad but I'm not anymore, because my nigga be back.
7. 2016-02-16 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   Kek Houston

   I was objectively sad but I'm not anymore, because my nigga be back.

   
   Sounds like something a sad person would say. Stay sad faggit.
8. 2016-02-16 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm too good to be posting in this thread, but I will, just to show you how low I can go.
9. 2016-02-16 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   I'm too good to be posting in this thread, but I will, just to show you how low I can go.

   
   You can go lower. There's always lower...
10. 2016-02-16 at 5:09 AM UTC

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    EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman

    You can go lower. There's always lower…

    
    Who is that in your picture?
11. 2016-02-16 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Who is that in your picture?

    
    Evagria The Faithful
12. 2016-02-16 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wazzup, Hamp?
13. 2016-02-16 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Who is that in your picture?

    
    
    Idunnoyourmomprobably
14. 2016-02-17 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Wazzup, Hamp?

    
    Same old same old. Doing my best to raise my boys. More than anything else, that's why I haven't been very active here. They're five and six now and doing their very best to send me to the booby hatch. They're good boys, though. Can't imagine my life without them.
    
    How've you been?
15. 2016-02-17 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Same old same old. Doing my best to raise my boys. More than anything else, that's why I haven't been very active here. They're five and six now and doing their very best to send me to the booby hatch. They're good boys, though. Can't imagine my life without them.
    
    How've you been?

    
    
    Boys? HAmp I knew you was a daddy but I thought you had just the one. Take him to any more monster truck rallies?
16. 2016-02-17 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Same old same old. Doing my best to raise my boys. More than anything else, that's why I haven't been very active here. They're five and six now and doing their very best to send me to the booby hatch. They're good boys, though. Can't imagine my life without them.
    
    How've you been?

    That's good to hear. Kids are probably a good kind of stress.
    
    I've been shitpostingly good one moment and "just fucking do it" depressed the next like a crazy bitch on her period for too long now but I'm still not used to it to a point where it doesn't bother me. Yea.. nothing special.
17. 2016-02-17 at 1:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you photoshop Fox as well in that picture? It actually looks like he has a tear in his eye in the original.