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anyone here play pool?

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dont drink in public that much unless im working. But sometimes I can't get a brew after midnight so I go to my neighborhood bar and I unfortunateanly had to have a confersation with the guy that told me he would kick my ass for calling his lil bro a retard because he said I was nasty for fucking his sister. and the fat ass asked me to buy him a drink after I asked him to buy me a drink to apologize to me, so i just left and tried to play pool but I'm not good at that.

    all i did was fuck someones sister a few times,

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i find pool boring, its one of those simple games that dumb people can find interesting.



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist i find pool boring, its one of those simple games that dumb people can find interesting.



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    what games do you play at the bars?
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm too cool for pool



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i rarely go to bars and when i do i usually don't stay long. occasionally when i've been in town and needed to kill some time i'll get a newspaper and go in a bar and get a coke and do the suduko puzzles and shit. the last time i played pool was when i went for a drink with this chick when i lived in newquay. it was so long since i'd played pool that i was totally shit. she was too tbf, and we were literally knocking balls around the table and not potting anything for ages, which did make for a good laugh. i think iirc one of us won coz the other potted the black early, but i can't even remember who. i was more interested in her tbh.



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah I don't go to bars that often, usually when I got is because the beer store is closed and I can't sleep, that or I'm meeting a hen, that or I'm at a venue/seeing a band.

    But people have asked me to play pool even when I tell them I don't really know how to play and I ent up kicking their ass.

    I guess I can see how you see it as a mindless sport, but its a little more entertaining than sudoku at a bar.

    But a lot of guys at the bar I go to front so hard to make themselves look like hardasses and yet they suck lol
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they had a pool table at the probation hostel when i first got out. i think i mentioned the totally nutty dude that was there, tbf tho, he could play pool like a pro. i saw him make many seemingly impossible shots. at first i thought it was flukes, but after a while i figured nobody flukes that often.



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  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist they had a pool table at the probation hostel when i first got out. i think i mentioned the totally nutty dude that was there, tbf tho, he could play pool like a pro. i saw him make many seemingly impossible shots. at first i thought it was flukes, but after a while i figured nobody flukes that often.



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    well at least you had it better than me. Here we call them half way houses and they would give you an empty margin jar and 2 rammen noodle packages. After like 7 hours of that bullshit I just went homeless and my po was asking me "why did you leave?!"

    cause it fucking sucked and I rather sleep downtown lol.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they put cereals and toast and spreads out for breakfast at this place. you could get tea and coffee all day and they would have a woman come in and cook an evening meal which was outstanding, i must admit. especially after 2 years of prison slop. it wasn't too bad tbh, except shit like a curfew at 11 and some other retarded rules they had. you did feel like you were being treated like a kid tbh.



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