I'm gonna make a new team to compete in regional games at a semi-professional level. The team name will be the Mustard Seeds and we will play physical and offensive basketball, and lose every game.
Tryouts will be at my cousin's backyard in Dallas, 5 moons and a sun from today.
You're welcome to attend but let me say this. I don't fuck around when it comes to intentionally losing games. If you so even conjure up a thought about attempting to take the lead at ANY POINT in the game, do us a favor and do NOT show up at my cousin's place. If you have even a singular hair's worth of intention to keep the game even relatively close, allowing an opportunity for us to come back and win the game in the end, not only do I insist you not show up for tryouts, I secondly suggest you take a good long hard look at yourself in the mirror when you go to wherever it is you call home, and you look into your eyes, and look, never ceasing, until you see what it is I see, that you don't have it, never will have it- what it takes to be a true intentional loser.
To everyone else I ask:
Do you have what it takes to be a Mustard Seed?
