If you can decode this I'll seriously give you $5.

1. 2017-08-12 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Here is the messege to decode:
   
   43-@85y 8/ - /8'7@-589! ;4-.5-@/)85;7.&
2. 2017-08-12 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   "Please send your $5 to Esplender"
3. 2017-08-12 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #3
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   all i see is
   
   r@ygold_hussyf@n_5-8y.o._PTHC_nablot.mp4-45mb
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
4. 2017-08-12 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malagasy_language
   
   ?????????????????????????????????????????
5. 2017-08-12 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Just Fucking Pick A Username Already Yung Blood
   I want 5 dollars anyway!
6. 2017-08-12 at 9 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   -3 T count
   
   T1
7. 2017-08-13 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Child porn filenames.
8. 2017-08-13 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sally sells seashells filled with cocaine out of her dad's basement.