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Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesus
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2017-08-06 at 8:38 PM UTC
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2017-08-06 at 9:47 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 10:32 AM UTCI found some xanax and adderall in a bag on the ground of a campus once
Junkie Jesus hasn't been too kind to me
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2017-08-26 at 9:33 AM UTCi was makeing a post in this thread before but i banned
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2017-08-26 at 2:05 PM UTCTalking like a real Rabbi "Woman".
I mean this with all respect and not blasphamy yet My mother would of stopped him and went off non sensically for hours if He said that to her.
Jesus Mom was pretty cool. I want a mother like Mary.
true words!
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. When the acid was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more acid.”
“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”
His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the jedis for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons of acid.
Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim.
Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.”
They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into acid. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew. Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, “Everyone brings out the choice acid first and then the cheaper acid after the guests have finished morphing into cards; but you have saved the best till now."
What Jesus did here in Cana of Galilee was the first of the signs through which he revealed his glory; and his disciples believed in him. -
2017-08-27 at 11:02 PM UTCi did a md and smoked the last of the nepal then i woke up and the sendor accidentaly shipped the 8th of shsh twice so i smoke a spliff with my dog in hte woods
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2017-08-27 at 11:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling i did a md and smoked the last of the nepal then i woke up and the sendor accidentaly shipped the 8th of shsh twice so i smoke a spliff with my dog in hte woods
i had that happen with acid. i got ten one day, then two days later he sent another 20 by mistake. i did tell him but he was like 'yeah whatever'. obviously he wasn't gonna give out his addy to send them back tho.
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2017-08-27 at 11:20 PM UTC
