Things that fit perfectly in an asshole:

1. 2017-07-17 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Marbles
2. 2017-07-17 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   Poop
3. 2017-07-17 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Pooplogs
4. 2017-07-17 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   FUUUUUUUUUCK
5. 2017-07-17 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I was more accurate. Like you said corn and i Said a corncob
6. 2017-07-17 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by mmQ I was more accurate. Like you said corn and i Said a corncob

   
   Poop can be diarrhoea and still fit in an asshole.
7. 2017-07-17 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Esplender Poop can be diarrhoea and still fit in an asshole.

   
   The question was PERFECTLY. Otherwise you could just name any small thing. Like sand or a candy wrapper.
8. 2017-07-17 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Islam
9. 2017-07-17 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

   Originally posted by mmQ The question was PERFECTLY. Otherwise you could just name any small thing. Like sand or a candy wrapper.

   
   What are you? The king of all things that can universally fit perfectly inside an asshole?
10. 2017-07-17 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Nigger Dick.
11. 2017-07-17 at 11:34 PM UTC

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    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    $3.50
12. 2017-07-17 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    not my dick.
    
    but thats never stopped me.
    
    just ask Bill Krozby
13. 2017-07-18 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Esplender What are you? The king of all things that can universally fit perfectly inside an asshole?

    
    Nice to meet you.
14. 2017-07-18 at 3:44 AM UTC

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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Tapeworms