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Its 4 am and I stole a salad

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My gfs dad recently bought her a house and her mom and sister came from DC to check it out and its kind of annoying because they are still here a week later and wont go home so i haven't been having sex and have been lonesome. Thursday night I smoked a bunch of tech with a neighbor to the point where my jaw is still still sore. I text her after I left my neighbors place and told her I want to listen to some akon and get a lap dance from her, just semi jokingly because I missed her.

    She hit me up the next day and said she will hit me up as soon as her mom leaves but she ent up coming over tonight and we watched paranormal activity 1 (her choice not mine) and she kept shaking and making pig squeal noises despite her seeing it a dozen times already.

    Eventually she went to sleep and I drove over to HEB and bought a salad and 2 big red sodas in the bottle. The cashier lady was european and had tons of makeup on just to work the night shift but whatever, I asked her where she was from and she said bulgaria, and I told her oh okay, i just asked because from romania. And I told her I will talk to her later, she asked if i needed a bag and i said no, and right when i got to my car and was trying to open to car door with my keys, i fumbled the salad and it dropped on the floor and opened up and it was salad cheese and chicken errrr where and I yelled "fuck me", i threw the 2 sodas in my car and went back into HEB.

    I grabbed another salad and walked out.

    I got back home and she was awake on her phone when I came into my room and she was like "where'd you go?" and I said to get a salad, you want some? and she said no and went back to sleep. so here I am now.
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