When your children look back will you tell them about your internet history?

1. 2017-07-16 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh that's right, you won't, because you'll all end up either dead or sterile or most of you probably just have zero intention of having children in the first place.
   
   Our Civilization is dying out and it's all because of our generation.
2. 2017-07-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I ever have a child of my own (like through 3d printing I don't want to deal with having a spouse) then I will groom them to be the greatest person to have ever been born.
   They'll grow up on only PS2, the best anime, NIN, I'll teach them about meditation and the JQ, they'll become a master at archery and the shooting range by 13 and then when they're 21 I'll introduce them to marijuana.
   
   ^_^
3. 2017-07-16 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #3
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   I don't have a civilization, I'm an alien in my homeland, no culture or roots. A man adrift.
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4. 2017-07-16 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Only to increase the white population.
5. 2017-07-16 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nil I don't have a civilization, I'm an alien in my homeland, no culture or roots. A man adrift.

   
   Yeah I know what you mean ... but you still participate in this culture whether you realize it or not.
   You're using their language, their technology, interacting with them over the wired ... hopefully someday soon via A.I. and VR we'll be able to have our own private worlds to ourselves.
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   • Nil
6. 2017-07-16 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Only to increase the white population.

   
   A noble cause
7. 2017-07-16 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   my daughters mom will because she was on zoklet
8. 2017-07-16 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby my daughters mom will because she was on zoklet

   
   is she European/"white".
9. 2017-07-16 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume is she European/"white".

   
   yes
10. 2017-07-16 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #10
    

    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Won't have any. Closest I'll see to my own family is my glorious weed biozone on am asteroid in space, where I farm the devils lettuce, and settle in for the night to stare into the only blackness with my robot/alien wife
11. 2017-07-16 at 3 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DocFoster Won't have any. Closest I'll see to my own family is my glorious weed biozone on am asteroid in space, where I farm the devils lettuce, and settle in for the night to stare into the only blackness with my robot/alien wife

    
    You know, it could be possible to terraform asteroids.
    Maybe you could use nanotechnology to reassemble the molecules on the rock to create the necessities (water, land, soil etc) for a decent living and BAM ... but wait you wouldn't need to go through that trouble they'll probably have a build-a-tiny-planet sometime around 2050 - 2060, or you could use a dyson sphere or just a good old spaceship (but it'll need to be confirmed with the right tools to keep you protected from space debris).
    
    Personally, I'm hoping that the reason we haven't made contact yet is because we're in a Universe that is empty so then I could just have my very own solar system to myself to populate with my beautiful Eurasian master race where we can live in peace and solitude.
12. 2017-07-16 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm trying to keep Tommy off the internet at the moment, but when he's older there's certainly no way I'm ever showing him my internet history.