2017-07-03 at 9:19 AM UTC
I stole 15 beers from my neighbors porch and after drinking all of em I took 225mg of bundy. I started smashing my head through my windows while laughing to taunt them and I picked up concrete dust for my other neighbors. When my dad came home he started fighting me for breaking the windows and I pushed him over and started hiding in peoples backyards n shit. I walked up to a random pregnant girl and punched her in the face, so then the cops came so I hid in the bushes but they found me. Apparently she's my neighbor and could tell I was shitfaced so she didn't press charges. I spent 2 hours in the hospital with my dad and got discharged with no consequences, and I have a note so I can miss school and it wont count against me. Good day, I'ma drink 28oz of poppy seeds soon.
2017-07-03 at 9:21 AM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 9:23 AM UTC
Punch pregnant girls in the stomach next time.
2017-07-03 at 9:23 AM UTC
I'd really advise you to stop doing things like that though, you're getting to the age where the police will stop thinking of you as a kid and start thinking of you as an adult
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2017-07-03 at 9:26 AM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 9:41 AM UTC
mfw i log onto the computer and sent some girl with a restraining order against me "i fantasize thousands of worms inside you"
almost getting arrested erryday is lame, i need to be a HUMAN finally
2017-07-03 at 10:28 AM UTC
tbh the chances of sploo having actually punched a pregnant woman are pretty low. She would have smelled the scent of semen and cough syrup from a mile away and known to steer clear.
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2017-07-03 at 12:05 PM UTC
Yeah I'm not buying this but then again, I would hear stories when I was younger about similar incidents from people thinking they were joking and pretty much learning the stories were true. It's out there but it's happened before. She chose not to call police.
it's only a matter of time where he thinks "So far.. no problem" to that of standing before the Man and getting free rent for 10-20
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