2017-06-29 at 8:22 PM UTC
I was walking around today and sure enough 2 lady cops stopped me.. they wanna know where I work why I look so sketchy, so many police around I could just sense they were gonna stop me. I had a joint on me I was about to light up.
I just kept smiling and the lady cop says "You know Jaywalking is $25 ticket right?" My first instinct was to bribe her and I'm like "my record is totally clean im just getting some food"
She drove away, told me not to let her see me do it again.
FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON IM SO PARANOID
2017-06-29 at 8:24 PM UTC
your homie with the gun ratted you out now you're getting gangstalked for life
