I am BEER GOD......

1. 2015-12-19 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #1
   ngalo1983 Yung Blood
   Its lonely sitting in my diamond chair above the cloud knowing no human being can out drink me. In 1500 A.D. I shared a cup of brew with a giant named Guyeuss but you folks know him as Goliath. He thought that he could out drink me but 2 giant cups of dusgus, which you folks call beer is what really made him weak and got his dumbass killed by David. Its lonely here. Come visit me sometimes please. I need your addiction.
2. 2015-12-19 at 7:44 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^get tuff faggot or cry trying
3. 2015-12-19 at 11:54 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   You must be drunk because '1500 A.D' means 1500 in the year of our Lord or 'years after the birth of Christ', seeing how David and Goliath is old testament you got your numbers wrong nigga'.
4. 2015-12-20 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #4
   ngalo1983 Yung Blood

   You must be drunk because '1500 A.D' means 1500 in the year of our Lord or 'years after the birth of Christ', seeing how David and Goliath is old testament you got your numbers wrong nigga'.

   
   According to your foolish textbook. But I'm beer god I was actually there, you people weren't there.
5. 2015-12-20 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean...you might be beer god....