What has happened since 2012?

1. 2017-06-26 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've only briefly checked in to this community since 2012, typically to make arbitrary threats and declare myself as God. What are some of the things I've missed? Any confirmed child molesters? Anyone film their suicide?
2. 2017-06-26 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You've already made my shit list bitch.
3. 2017-06-26 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well apparently we all died in 2012 but we're in this singularity thing where we don't know this happened and we're all hiveminded n shit