candy bars

1. 2017-06-26 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   candy bars are terrible for you. they're basically just big blocks of sugar and fat used to replace actual food. when you eat the sugar and fat and you get fatter and your body aromatizes testosterone into estrogen in your fat cells then you become lazy and chubby and prone to mood swings as you get increasingly fat and addicted to sugar then you start eating cheatos and your fingers get all greasy. then one day when you're so fat you can't possibly pose any sort of effective resistance, they will come into your living room and take you away and kill you
2. 2017-06-26 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah but come on.. Kit Kats and Twix are so fucking num