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broke af, what to do for money

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    so today i realized i don't have enough money to keep taking whatever drugs i want to and do whatever i want to also at the same time for all of summer until i can get more money. so i need some ways to make money over the summer. what should i do? lemonade stand? mo lawns? beg? advertise myself on craigslist to help ppl move?

    one plus though is that i did have the foresight procure a large amount of lysergamides that should last well through the summer
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did the help people move on CL thing a few summers ago. Met some cool people and a few wealthier folks who were extra generous especially when I told them I wanted to open a non-profit designed to offer services of all types for those with low incomes. They liked that.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Keep it heritage and suck bunch of dicks.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I did the help people move on CL thing a few summers ago. Met some cool people and a few wealthier folks who were extra generous especially when I told them I wanted to open a non-profit designed to offer services of all types for those with low incomes. They liked that.

    did you put an ad up or just search for people who were looking? i'm totally gonna milk the fact that im a veteran and also a broke college student at the same time. some people just start giving out cash whenever they hear the word veteran, its weird. anyways yea so how did you do it? and do you think it was worth it? did you like have a truck or just offer your help? because i dont have a truck
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    Originally posted by RisiR † Keep it heritage and suck bunch of dicks.

    the most uncreative response i have ever heard in my entire life
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic did you put an ad up or just search for people who were looking? i'm totally gonna milk the fact that im a veteran and also a broke college student at the same time. some people just start giving out cash whenever they hear the word veteran, its weird. anyways yea so how did you do it? and do you think it was worth it? did you like have a truck or just offer your help? because i dont have a truck

    I put an ad for myself and looked for help wanted ads. I don't remember the category. Miscellaneous or something. But yeah I did both, just put my number in my ad and told people to text/call.

    I had a car but the people always had a truck or a u haul or whatever. I was just a helping hand. And yes broke college kid will work well, and vet, unless you're helping broke college kids move.

    One couple I helped actually asked me, when we were done, and eating pizza they ordered for us, how much I thought I deserved. Of course that's sort of awkward and you don't want to sound greedy so I was like uhh, idk, like 10 dollars an hour I guess? And he's like no. No no no, and paid me like $25 an hour. :)
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by greenplastic the most uncreative response i have ever heard in my entire life

    A horse walks into a bar and fucks your mother.
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    Dionysus Houston
    You could probably make a few bucks hanging around bathrooms offering to lick assholes clean real good. Kind of a luxury bidet service with maybe a reach around thrown in.
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    someone posted and ad saying they want a 420 friendly personal driver for a while

    i feel like the pays not gonna be much though
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    Dionysus Houston
    Originally posted by greenplastic someone posted and ad saying they want a 420 friendly personal driver for a while

    i feel like the pays not gonna be much though

    That all depends on yr sucking skills I guess.
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    Originally posted by Dionysus That all depends on yr sucking skills I guess.

    ok ok huff raid murder/suicide jenkem now that we got them all out of the way can we proceed with the thread please
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You can proceed by getting on your knees and getting those dicks wet.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic the most uncreative response i have ever heard in my entire life

    i'm surprised you didn't get more answers like this tbh, i was expecting at least 10 when i clicked on this fred. also i came here to say sell your ass on craigslist, should make you enough dollars to buy a few durgs like. i dunno why you din't put an inb4 at the end of your post tho, lol.




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    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm surprised you didn't get more answers like this tbh, i was expecting at least 10 when i clicked on this fred. also i came here to say sell your ass on craigslist, should make you enough dollars to buy a few durgs like. i dunno why you din't put an inb4 at the end of your post tho, lol.




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    true, i am partly at fault for being foolish enough to omit the inb4
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is there a window cleaner in your area? people will pay to have somebody clean their windows and window cleaning is pretty easy to set up. you only need a ladder and bucket with some cloths and towels and some detergent. normal washing-up liquid does just fine. and some of those sponges with green plastic scourers on the back, the large sized ones. when i did it i just made up a shit load of flyers and printed them out and stuck them thru every door in my neighborhood. i was getting calls even before i'd finished posting them.




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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    2 blacks guys in my neighborhood clean habeeb stores in the morning and make money off that.

    Also I've raked leaved which is actually harder work than you think considering you're just using those arm muscles
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know a girl who makes a killing cleaning homes, like a maid service, but she works independently and just built her clientele off word of mouth. It probably takes a bit of work and a little luck, but niw she has a bunch of rich old people that pay her to clean their (already pretty fucking clean) homes. She charges $20 an hour flat rate I think. She also refuses to clean ovens, but if she does she charges $25 or $30 an hour.

    The people aren't home either when she cleans so she can even lie about her time (but she doesn't, she's a good girl).

    Obviously she doesn't do anything stupid like steal from them or anything like that . Just listen to music and clean up a house for a few hours. Two houses a day is a quick $100 at least and that's basically part-time.

    I'm 99% sure you're not going to do this so I don't even know why I'm mentioning it but it's another suggestion anyway. She has her own little dealyo of cleaning supplies too, though most homes have their own as well.

    Penis.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I know a girl who makes a killing cleaning homes, like a maid service, but she works independently and just built her clientele off word of mouth. It probably takes a bit of work and a little luck, but niw she has a bunch of rich old people that pay her to clean their (already pretty fucking clean) homes. She charges $20 an hour flat rate I think. She also refuses to clean ovens, but if she does she charges $25 or $30 an hour.

    The people aren't home either when she cleans so she can even lie about her time (but she doesn't, she's a good girl).

    Obviously she doesn't do anything stupid like steal from them or anything like that . Just listen to music and clean up a house for a few hours. Two houses a day is a quick $100 at least and that's basically part-time.

    I'm 99% sure you're not going to do this so I don't even know why I'm mentioning it but it's another suggestion anyway. She has her own little dealyo of cleaning supplies too, though most homes have their own as well.

    Penis.

    yeh she ain't gonna tell you what she really does round these rich guys homes now, is she? fucking cleaning indeed, lol. cleaning cocks with her tongue more like.




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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeh she ain't gonna tell you what she really does round these rich guys homes now, is she? fucking cleaning indeed, lol. cleaning cocks with her tongue more like.




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    Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeh she ain't gonna tell you what she really does round these rich guys homes now, is she? fucking cleaning indeed, lol. cleaning cocks with her tongue more like.




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    If she's only charging $20-30 an hour for that I'm afraid she's severely undercharging.
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