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Peifer Orchards in Yellow Springs Ohio
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2017-06-22 at 2:49 AM UTC
You've gotta go there and get some of that shit they have, its the best, I'm tellin you, its that good.
4590 US Route 68 N
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2017-06-22 at 5:22 AM UTCOhio is full of sex traffickers
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2017-06-22 at 1:25 PM UTCWhat the fuck is this thread even about......
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2017-07-24 at 1:19 AM UTCThe whole town I live in is based around agriculture of orchards. I've enough fruit.
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2017-09-01 at 3:27 AM UTCI thought you were a mud farmer.
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2017-09-01 at 6:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash I was a mud farmer once upon a time but now I'm an African Astronaut
Moving on up
Do you live in Salt Lake? what's it like? I saw that movie about Punk Rocker kids living in Salt Lake, having to go to Wyoming or whatever is north, to buy alcohol because Utah was a dry state in the 80s?
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2017-09-01 at 7:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou What the fuck is this thread even about……
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Well it looks like it's supposed to be about getting the shit they have:
Apple varieties:
Paula Red
Macoun
Ginger Gold
Redfree
Fresh produce:
Peaches
Sweet corn
Watermelon
Cantaloupe
Grape tomatoes
Heirloom tomatoes
Red, yellow, and green tomatoes
Garlic
Green beans
Barlett pears
Acorn squash
Butternut squash
Zucchini and yellow squash
Sweet candy onions
White potatoes
Sweet potatoes
Cucumbers
Hot cayenne peppers
Hot banana peppers
Banana peppers
Jalapeños
Habaneros
Thai chilies
Bell peppers
Egg plant
But what it's really about, is talking to the lady that runs the apple section, and getting some of the purest crystal methamphetamine you'll ever see. I've known about this place since I was 14 years old. Just ask for 'Granny' if she isn't at the apple area, and when you meet her, simply ask for 'A baker's dozen of Paula Reds.' Then she'll take you a nearby shed and hook you up with the techno. And since she makes it herself (yes, she's a master chemist), her prices are about 1/2 of regular street price.
Like actro said. It's worth it.
Merci -
2017-09-01 at 7:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ But what it's really about, is talking to the lady that runs the apple section, and getting some of the purest crystal methamphetamine you'll ever see. I've known about this place since I was 14 years old. Just ask for 'Granny' if she isn't at the apple area, and when you meet her, simply ask for 'A baker's dozen of Paula Reds.' Then she'll take you a nearby shed and hook you up with the techno. And since she makes it herself (yes, she's a master chemist), her prices are about 1/2 of regular street price.
Like actro said. It's worth it.
Merci
I have been searching endlessly for this old magical bitch. Like...I've probably murdered a half dozen people, broke 1,000's of traffic laws, went undercover as 3 HUSBANDS, yes 3! Fathered 4 children, spend 1.2 million dollars buying houses and cars, not to mention the police bribes and had my face reconstructed 4 times. And to think..mq knew the old wench the whole time! Well I'll be a son of a gun!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-01 at 8:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I have been searching endlessly for this old magical bitch. Like…I've probably murdered a half dozen people, broke 1,000's of traffic laws, went undercover as 3 HUSBANDS, yes 3! Fathered 4 children, spend 1.2 million dollars buying houses and cars, not to mention the police bribes and had my face reconstructed 4 times. And to think..mq knew the old wench the whole time! Well I'll be a son of a gun!
My mom and her used to be in the same Bible study group. I tagged along one day before I ever even knew Granny, and as the class was ending, she was grabbing something from her purse and dropped a small bag of shardles without noticing. My keen eye spotted it immediately and I went to check it out, sure enough it was exactly what I thought it was. I was just kinda flabbergasted for second thinking about this normal looking, early-30s lady, in a church group.. fucking have meth. I think I just sort of assumed hey man I guess we all deal with shit in our own way and maybe she just used every now and then to deal with something.
So long story a little less song, I was a newer user myself but very much a fan, so I decided I'd go say something rather than keep it. I didn't really have any real dealers of my own at that point so I was just hoping she might take kindly to me and my knowing of her secret, and help me find some shit now and then when I needed it. When I walked up to her I didn't even say anything I just sort of looked down at my hand and showed her the sack, and she got this panicked long that I'll never forget, but I just smiled and shook my head. 'Haha. It's all good. I'm cool."
We discussed it a bit and I explained to her about wanting to find a consistent dealer instead of just crossing my fingers, we discussed some other things, exchanged numbers, and she said to call her on her if I needed something and she would try to help. She tells me, "it's like this, and don't forget. Whoever answers, ask for Granny. When I come to the phone, or if it was me who answered, you don't say anything other than 'Hi, yeah I was just calling to see if you still had those apples. I want to make a pie.'
I remember asking her why Granny, considering she was like 30, and she told me she really was an apple dealer, so she always went by Granny thinking it was cute or some shit.
But yeah, she tells me "I will tell you either 'I'm sorry we're actually out of stock right now' or 'Absolutely. What can I get for you?' All you have to reply with is the amount of apples you want, in pounds, which will represent grams. That simple. And always that conversation unless I say otherwise."
So I started doing that and someone always answered, and she was always there and she always said yes. It was goddamn perfect, and it went on like that for a few years until she moved to Ohio to open her own orchard, Peifer Orchards, of course. She told me all about her plans and was very apologetic about leaving a few states away, but she gave me an oz. as some consolation and of course welcomed me to come down there any time.
So that's the story of how I came to know Granny. I haven't been down there since last winter, I usually just make one or two trips a year and she still fuckin' hooks it up for me since I've pretty much known her from her early days.
I've even told her about this place and the potential clientele but she's always kinda insisted that I don't say anything on the internet what with all the fuccbois and rattoxezers (not her words), so that's why I never brought her up before now, but upon seeing actronomy post about the place, there's no way it's a fucking coincidence that he knows this exact orchard, and eeh I don't know, fuck it I say, only a few of you might even go there anyway and she does get referrals now and then so a stranger asking for something (as long as they say the right thing) doesn't worry her. Please don't let this be for nothing; I encourage you to pay her a visit and tell me about your experience.
Oh and she doesn't and has never used herself, in case you'd be dumb enough to ask if she wanted to get high. Just do your business and move along. Oh and she'll give you the actual Paula Reds which are fucking badass lil' appels.
grazieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-01 at 9:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Do you live in Salt Lake? what's it like? I saw that movie about Punk Rocker kids living in Salt Lake, having to go to Wyoming or whatever is north, to buy alcohol because Utah was a dry state in the 80s?
I think it's called SLC Punks?'
SLC Punks is about something different. Maybe it's number 2? -
2017-09-05 at 8:47 PM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 9:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ My mom and her used to be in the same Bible study group. I tagged along one day before I ever even knew Granny, and as the class was ending, she was grabbing something from her purse and dropped a small bag of shardles without noticing. My keen eye spotted it immediately and I went to check it out, sure enough it was exactly what I thought it was. I was just kinda flabbergasted for second thinking about this normal looking, early-30s lady, in a church group.. fucking have meth. I think I just sort of assumed hey man I guess we all deal with shit in our own way and maybe she just used every now and then to deal with something.
So long story a little less song, I was a newer user myself but very much a fan, so I decided I'd go say something rather than keep it. I didn't really have any real dealers of my own at that point so I was just hoping she might take kindly to me and my knowing of her secret, and help me find some shit now and then when I needed it. When I walked up to her I didn't even say anything I just sort of looked down at my hand and showed her the sack, and she got this panicked long that I'll never forget, but I just smiled and shook my head. 'Haha. It's all good. I'm cool."
We discussed it a bit and I explained to her about wanting to find a consistent dealer instead of just crossing my fingers, we discussed some other things, exchanged numbers, and she said to call her on her if I needed something and she would try to help. She tells me, "it's like this, and don't forget. Whoever answers, ask for Granny. When I come to the phone, or if it was me who answered, you don't say anything other than 'Hi, yeah I was just calling to see if you still had those apples. I want to make a pie.'
I remember asking her why Granny, considering she was like 30, and she told me she really was an apple dealer, so she always went by Granny thinking it was cute or some shit.
But yeah, she tells me "I will tell you either 'I'm sorry we're actually out of stock right now' or 'Absolutely. What can I get for you?' All you have to reply with is the amount of apples you want, in pounds, which will represent grams. That simple. And always that conversation unless I say otherwise."
So I started doing that and someone always answered, and she was always there and she always said yes. It was goddamn perfect, and it went on like that for a few years until she moved to Ohio to open her own orchard, Peifer Orchards, of course. She told me all about her plans and was very apologetic about leaving a few states away, but she gave me an oz. as some consolation and of course welcomed me to come down there any time.
So that's the story of how I came to know Granny. I haven't been down there since last winter, I usually just make one or two trips a year and she still fuckin' hooks it up for me since I've pretty much known her from her early days.
I've even told her about this place and the potential clientele but she's always kinda insisted that I don't say anything on the internet what with all the fuccbois and rattoxezers (not her words), so that's why I never brought her up before now, but upon seeing actronomy post about the place, there's no way it's a fucking coincidence that he knows this exact orchard, and eeh I don't know, fuck it I say, only a few of you might even go there anyway and she does get referrals now and then so a stranger asking for something (as long as they say the right thing) doesn't worry her. Please don't let this be for nothing; I encourage you to pay her a visit and tell me about your experience.
Oh and she doesn't and has never used herself, in case you'd be dumb enough to ask if she wanted to get high. Just do your business and move along. Oh and she'll give you the actual Paula Reds which are fucking badass lil' appels.
grazie
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2017-09-05 at 9:06 PM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 9:13 PM UTCI masturbated twice today in Oakland.
2 headons.
don't think CIA didn't come to mind.
some dude got spun
