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Suicide by horse

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    1. Stand behind it and get to kick you in the chest
    2. Get it to **** your ***
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    or...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

    According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon

    there was no law against humanely having sex with one horse
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    good old mr. hands
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Shitfucker 1. Stand behind it and get to kick you in the chest
    2. Get it to **** your ***

    https://www.britannica.com/topic/drawing-and-quartering

    one of Saddam's sons (I forget which one was the mental one) liked to do it with jeeps
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Write will.
    2. Teach large horse to sit.
    3. Lay down directly behind large horse and issue sit command.
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    When I was a sophomore in high school my friends chemistry class was adjacent to mine and accessible and we had class at the same time so I would always wander in there so we could discuss where we were gonna smoke after school or whatever. Anyways one day I went into that class and the teacher had like a neck brace on with a massive black eye and bruises all over her face. Apparently she had got kicked by a horse.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by greenplastic Anyways one day I went into that class and the teacher had like a neck brace on with a massive black eye and bruises all over her face. Apparently she had got kicked by a horse.

    a horse named Tyreese
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