I'm seriously thinking about joining ISIS as a mercenary.

1. 2017-06-12 at 11:47 PM UTC

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   Z-K Yung Blood [my mistrustfully intense shariah]
   My tripcode confirms it.
   
   If the government asks why I want to do security work in the middle east I will just say I want to do security work in the middle east. Also I'm white.
   
   I think its my duty as an American citizen to break the law by doing drugs and watching child porn. I have no problem shooting at soldiers from my home land who are fighting a war I do not believe in for a government I hate.
   
   My plan is to first move to Oman because its low key and kinda sounds like Omar (my favorite stick up man)
   
   

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   Then i'll pretend like I'm going to the Kashmir Hindu Kush area backpacking and doing yoga then I'll just go off the grid and starting binging on meth and vanish.
   
   Thoughts or Improvements? I think I can make some good money if I get over there.. I hope to be doing this before I am 30.
   
   I turn 25 next week.
2. 2017-06-12 at 11:49 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just become your neighborhoods Omar.
3. 2017-06-13 at 12:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Z-K My tripcode confirms it.
   
   If the government asks why I want to do security work in the middle east I will just say I want to do security work in the middle east. Also I'm white.
   
   I think its my duty as an American citizen to break the law by doing drugs and watching child porn. I have no problem shooting at soldiers from my home land who are fighting a war I do not believe in for a government I hate.
   
   My plan is to first move to Oman because its low key and kinda sounds like Omar (my favorite stick up man)
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   
   Then i'll pretend like I'm going to the Kashmir Hindu Kush area backpacking and doing yoga then I'll just go off the grid and starting binging on meth and vanish.
   
   Thoughts or Improvements? I think I can make some good money if I get over there.. I hope to be doing this before I am 30.
   
   I turn 25 next week.

   
   You live in canuckistan you mong
4. 2017-06-13 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   Z-K Yung Blood [my mistrustfully intense shariah]
   No sir I am an american citizen and my family is from america
5. 2017-06-13 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ISIS* is no longer accepting frontline fighters
   
   if you ask to join they'll tell you to stay in your country and prepare attaks there
   
   
   *in Syria anyway, you might still be able to get sandy and rapey in Afghanistan or Libya