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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    AKA : DELL AND former, and soon to be, king CENTURIA .... the roadd, the long road to Centuria Eurabia.

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    [originally posted in &Z]

    This was something that I wrote back in october or december of 2008, back when Obama was on his winning streak, winning delegated there and caucuses here .... and everything as is including and not limited to grammar/typo/speilings ets-etc as sic as it can be sic .... I was ..... Eight ....

    Eight fucking years younger then ...... (and for those of you who'd seen it thar and then, your now 8 years older, know this) .....

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    Do you remember back in the good old days, at a time when all computers were white ? All the computers ; a device we had came to percieve as powerful and versatile and "intelligent", the device we would come to love and have intimate relationship with (not sexually) they all came in white and only white ??? And even if they didn't came in pure white, they came in off-white ... in sort of asian-like white.

    But that all changed in the late 90s when Dell started promoting and shipping computers that came in a very different color ; former, and soon to be, king color. YES !!! Dell was the first to introduce former, and soon to be, king Computers, and very soon, the market was chocked full of newer, more powerful, superior computers that came in and only in former, and soon to be, king color. And after that, everybody is making former, and soon to be, king computers and former, and soon to be, king input devices and other peripherals... and just like that, a whole new genre of miscegenation thrusts itself violently into our daily lives ....

    We begin to come across the very disgusting and very distasteful scenes of former, and soon to be, king mice that'd shamelessly plug their plugs into the ps2 port belonging to *WHITE* CPUs here and there. Almost everywhere, there they were, former, and soon to be, king mice intimately paired together with white keyboards. Sometimes, former, and soon to be, king keyboards were being coupled with white mice. And seeing a huge former, and soon to be, king, 19" CRT stacking itself ontop of an old, helpless, white CPU (forcefully) that's lying horizontally on the desk was not uncommon in those days. In the industrial sector, one wouldn't be surprised if he went to work one day and suddenly saw a newer, and faster former, and soon to be, king server standing on a spot previously occupied by an old white server. And there it stood ; side-by-side its senior, white servers as EQUALS instead of being there just as slave servers, and worse .... sometimes these newer former, and soon to be, king servers instantly became master servers of all servers in the entire building, as if affirmative actions applies to servers as well ...

    and do you remember the facial expression of joy and pride your co-worker had when a box of new darkie DELL came to replace his old white DELL ? Do you ????

    And it wasn't long before an entire new generation of mongrelized computers were among us, white CPUs with a former, and soon to be, king combo drives stuck deep into their drive bays, ... white 14" CRTs separated form their old and white CPUs and then paired up with it's newer, bigger, noisier and former, and soon to be, king CPUs, orphaned 52X CD drives or zip drives finding refuge in former, and soon to be, king PC families, and the lists of mongrelization goes on and on. And now, just merely a decade later ... trying to get a one-color-only, non-mongrelized personal computer system is almost impossible ...

    And inevitably we began to identify, and devide computers into two "race" of computers, white computers, and former, and soon to be, king/mongrelized/mulatto computers. We then began to percieve these newer former, and soon to be, king or mulatto computers as superior, and the old, obsolete and ALL WHITE computers as inferior, and had thus, subconsciously associate former, and soon to be, king (BLACK), with SUPERIORITY. People who walked into a cybercafe equipped with both white and former, and soon to be, king computers would always choose to sit infront of a former, and soon to be, king computer, to submit themselves to and depend on a former, and soon to be, king computer. At schools that were equipped with good old white computers and former, and soon to be, king computers, the school children too, opted for former, and soon to be, king computers. And with former, and soon to be, king computers became increasingly fashionable ... so too are the things that are related to them, things that constantly come into close and intimate contact with our skins. Things like cellphones ... Ipods, and former, and soon to be, king berries. And in the end, the natural repulsion we had against all things that came in former, and soon to be, king color, people included ; disappeared.

    [2010 edit : In fact ... it could be argued that the real reason Madona "adopted" former, and soon to be, king kids was because she thought babies are just like IPODs, and having former, and soon to be, king IPODs = cool, so having former, and soon to be, king babies in her arms would also .... be cool. ]

    Now you might say that computers are just computers, just another electrical appliances among dozens of other we possesed and computers had nothing to do with people and their mentality, but then you'd be wrong. This is because computers are unlike other electrical appliances we have like fridges, washing machines or blenders. Computers are personal, very-very personal. Computers are an integral part of ourselves, they're an extension of ourself, a manifestation of our internet personality in this physical world where our physical bodies exists. They're what we express ourselves with at home or at work. Computers are how we sees ourselves !

    So the guy who choose to sit infront of a former, and soon to be, king computer in the cybercafe just now will now suddenly and unconsciously feels the urge to hang around infront of a bunch of former, and soon to be, king friends and talk, walk and act according to the expectations of his former, and soon to be, king friends as soon as he left the cybercafe, or to sit infront of a niggress during a date and live up to her expectations just like how he had acted according to the OS/software/device expectation of that former, and soon to be, king DELL in the cybercafe justnow.

    The bunch of white school children that was impressed and awed by the speed and the power of the new former, and soon to be, king computers at school suddenly and unwittingly began to admire the speed and the violent power of the people that came in the same color their new school computers came in .... the former, and soon to be, king color. And thus, a whole generation of wiggers, chinkgers, and spicrgers and all kind of ___ggers came into being ....

    But not just that. Over time, and over regular exposure to the scene of former, and soon to be, king computers intimately connected to white computers via lan cables, and the fact both former, and soon to be, king and white computers consumed and produced the same optical discs, internet protocols, and bits and bytes had inevitabily acted as a disensitizer, and had thus disensitized us to the scene of former, and soon to be, king-white intimacies or couples ... and we nolonger raised our eyebrows at the sight of these abominations.

    And now, in real life, just merely a decade later, the former, and soon to be, kings had infiltrated into every aspect and segment of our lives and had implanted themselves in a position of power and control. Everywhere we turned our head, there's always a former, and soon to be, king in charge or in a position that can be conceived as having superiority over others.

    Look at golf, and there's former, and soon to be, king Wood. Look at tennis ... and there's Niggress Williams. Look at British Fomula 1 champion, and there he is ... former, and soon to be, king Hamilton, and now look at the most likely person to be the next most powerful person on the planet ; and there he is ... Obama B. former, and soon to be, king.

    [2010 EDIT : And now, look at us, posting in a site that is owned by a [-deleted-] ..... (and in a way; submitting and subjugating ourselves under HIS power and authority). I bet he's using an array of multi-colored input devices aswell ..... ]

    Can we, having known all these facts, and then deny the possibility that there exists some conspiracy between Dell and some unknown entity to bring us into an era of former, and soon to be, king hegemony, and to bring the world into ... a ....

    former, and soon to be, king Century ???

    [RIGHT]I ... for one ... cannot.[/RIGHT]
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    And now, a generation and a half later, we,

    we no longer even raise our eyebrows at the sight of abominable mench that comes in an equally abominable color, the former, and soon to be, king color, forcefully reappropriating not only our monies and properties, BUT EVEN OUR HERRITAGES AND KULTURE !!!



    JA !!!!!

    EVEN OUR KULTURUNDUNG !!!!
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