I wish I would get injured in an automobile accident not of my fault.

1. 2017-06-03 at 7:36 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just a broken wrist or something equal to that. Or a deep gash in my lower leg.
2. 2017-06-03 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Why, for money?
3. 2017-06-03 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So do it. I made several threads on zoklet regarding how easy this can be, especially in a grocery store parking lot or some such shit. Make sure it's an old person driving something expensive and simply hide behind a car until they start backing out of their spot, then come from out of nowhere making a large thud sound on their backs fender and wiping out.
   
   Ideally you feign injury and get them to give you cash instead of dealing with insurance.
   
   Obviously I didn't make this up, it's been going on for a long time.
4. 2017-06-03 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ticket to some medical marijuana, pain meds, some action in my life...