If you drank mercury would you piss it out?

1. 2017-05-25 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or would it be the other way?
2. 2017-05-25 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   U would die
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3. 2017-05-25 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if I remember right the reason mercury and other heavy metals are so toxic is that your body can't process/pass them, they just accumulate in your system
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4. 2017-05-25 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   so your dream of pissing out a terminator will never come true
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5. 2017-05-25 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   wot if u injected it in ur bolloxs
6. 2017-05-25 at 3:56 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Most heavy metals accumulate in the body which is part of what makes heavy metal poisoning so dangerous. Fatal exposure can happen during the course of a much longer time span compared to biological poisons. Enough to drink at once would certainly kill you, and it wouldn't be a pleasant way to go.
7. 2017-05-25 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   heavy metals store in bones as well, so there's no getting them out once they're in there.
   
   don't let that deter you though, Issac Newton took mercury and he invented calculus
8. 2017-05-25 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Discount Whore heavy metals store in bones as well, so there's no getting them out once they're in there.
   
   don't let that deter you though, Issac Newton took mercury and he invented calculus

   
   All cells, really. The body does eliminate mercury, but very very slowly. It wouldn't be able to eliminate an acute dosage which would cause severe symptoms and/or death.
9. 2017-05-25 at 5 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore heavy metals store in bones as well, so there's no getting them out once they're in there.
   
   don't let that deter you though, Issac Newton took mercury and he invented calculus

   
   Fuck you. Liebnetz invented calc. Newton stole it.
10. 2017-05-25 at 5:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker All cells, really. The body does eliminate mercury, but very very slowly. It wouldn't be able to eliminate an acute dosage which would cause severe symptoms and/or death.

    
    Cells die and excrete and get eaten up. Your bones absorb heavy metals like a fucking sponge because they are porous. Needless to say your bones don't ever excrete or cycle or anything. That's the stuff you can't get out so easily. Like, they can give you charcoal, but if there's any in your bloodstream that's gonna get into yo bones and then you're fucked like Bill Krozby at a cuck party.
11. 2017-05-25 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AltarEgo Fuck you. Liebnetz invented calc. Newton stole it.

    
    Newton was a boss and just had it lying around in his notes a full decade before liebnetz
12. 2017-05-25 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Newton was a boss and just had it lying around in his notes a full decade before liebnetz

    
    Nahh dude. The leibmeister did all the real work. Newton was just a concept theif who wanted to be the polymath you think he is.
13. 2017-05-25 at 5:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by AltarEgo Nahh dude. The leibmeister did all the real work. Newton was just a concept theif who wanted to be the polymath you think he is.

    
    Nah, bitch. Issac published before liebnetz even decided to study math.
    
    if you bring up charles darwin developing the theory of evolution i swear to god I will fucking strangle you
    
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14. 2017-05-25 at 5:31 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    speciation
15. 2017-05-25 at 5:33 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well...nice knowing you guys
16. 2017-05-25 at 5:36 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease
17. 2017-05-25 at 4:33 PM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelation_therapy
18. 2017-05-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cancer makes us immune to heavy metal toxicity, radiation and genetic damage.
19. 2017-05-25 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Mercury is what makes hatters mad.
20. 2017-05-25 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease

    
    

    The animal effects were severe enough in cats that they came to be named as having "dancing cat fever"

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