2017-05-20 at 5:33 AM UTC
Metronome also
Bundys mom whispered trianglistic limericks into his ear at night to teach him morals
2017-05-20 at 5:48 AM UTC
how the fuck does one dispose of a bowling ball
there's no procedure in place, i don't know anyone who bowls
????????
2017-05-20 at 6:48 AM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
In my town some kids were fucking with bowling balls. Tried dropping it from a bridge with the idea it'd split when it hits the road. Thought they'd go for a double by dropping it in front of a car for a good spook. Mistimed the drop and it went through the roof of the cab of a truck and killed a guy.
2017-05-20 at 6:49 AM UTC
well, that's not how i want to dispose of it.
2017-05-20 at 9:37 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
It's a ball dude, just roll it away. let gravity do the work preferably.