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  1. #1
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Metronome also

    Bundys mom whispered trianglistic limericks into his ear at night to teach him morals
  2. #2
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    With talking snakes?
  3. #3
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    how the fuck does one dispose of a bowling ball

    there's no procedure in place, i don't know anyone who bowls

    ????????
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    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    In my town some kids were fucking with bowling balls. Tried dropping it from a bridge with the idea it'd split when it hits the road. Thought they'd go for a double by dropping it in front of a car for a good spook. Mistimed the drop and it went through the roof of the cab of a truck and killed a guy.
  5. #5
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    well, that's not how i want to dispose of it.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    It's a ball dude, just roll it away. let gravity do the work preferably.
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    whee ex emm
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