summer in asia. for real.

1. 2017-05-18 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm serious. I have a ~3 month summer break starting mid June and I want to spend like 2 months of that in Asia. If I go to Laos or some place like that you can get a single room air bnb for like $500 a month, probably cheaper. Or I could stay in hostels for some time to save money also. I'm gonna bring like a sheet of acid and go hiking and motorbiking and swimming and fucking girls for 2 months. Since all of my friends IRL are deadbeats or too concerned with their future profits to chill out for a couple months, I'm asking if anyone here is down.
   
   Come on faggots, let's do this.
2. 2017-05-18 at 5:18 PM UTC

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   fag Houston
   Nobody will, everyone sucks and are too lazy to have fun. I've already got plans.
3. 2017-05-18 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'd be down if I didn't have so many beta draconian restrictions. Out of curiosity do you speak Lao?
4. 2017-05-18 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You could find much cheaper depending on where you go. Even if you were to go to Beijing or something you could find like 300 a month or 400 a month if you looked. Obviously though they are going to try and up charge you because Asian business tactics, so learn how to say "I already found another place that will let me stay for 300 a month" in the language of every place you visit.
5. 2017-05-18 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'd be down if I didn't have so many beta draconian restrictions. Out of curiosity do you speak Lao?

   
   I bet you've never left Texas
6. 2017-05-18 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I would if I had the cash and was allowed to leave the fucking country. be careful with a sheet of cid in those countries tho. they give out the death penalty for drugs in those places.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-05-18 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   fag Houston
   I'll give you one bitcoin to cut off dutertes dick and make him asphyxiate on it.
8. 2017-05-18 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'll come to Japan if you buy me a ticket and lodging.
9. 2017-05-18 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Sophie I'll come to Japan if you buy me a ticket and lodging.

   
   This, I've got no money for travelling.
10. 2017-05-18 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Discount Whore I bet you've never left Texas

    
    Well thats a bet you'd lose, faggot, you do nothing but talk out of your ass. I've been to cancun and tulum twice and several other states, but I'd still like to travel more when I can.
    
    I'd like to go to tokyo one day my dad used to live there in the 70's and he said it was pretty badass
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-05-18T20:59:58.441083+00:00
11. 2017-05-18 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore You could find much cheaper depending on where you go. Even if you were to go to Beijing or something you could find like 300 a month or 400 a month if you looked. Obviously though they are going to try and up charge you because Asian business tactics, so learn how to say "I already found another place that will let me stay for 300 a month" in the language of every place you visit.

    
    Oh yea? Maybe I'll check that out, I got a friend in Beijing so I'll hit her up. I also speak a little mandarin
12. 2017-05-18 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I'll come to Japan if you buy me a ticket and lodging.

    
    lol japan is expensive af
13. 2017-05-18 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'd be down if I didn't have so many beta draconian restrictions. Out of curiosity do you speak Lao?

    
    nah i don't. that sucks about the probation. you should go when you get off
14. 2017-05-18 at 9:27 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    at least we'll be rid of green plastic when he's sentenced to death for drug trafficking
15. 2017-05-18 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib at least we'll be rid of green plastic when he's sentenced to death for drug trafficking

    
    right because it's so hard to smuggle a piece of paper smaller than the size of an index card ***ROLLS EYES*** maybe for you
16. 2017-05-18 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    you'll be caught.
17. 2017-05-18 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib you'll be caught.

    
    I've already done it twice. Pills into Vietnam and acid into Taiwan.
18. 2017-05-18 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    sure. sure. enjoy death.
19. 2017-05-18 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have to get my 12 year old felonies expunged, plus my boss won't like me taking off 2 months. Maybe next year.
20. 2017-05-19 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I have to get my 12 year old felonies expunged, plus my boss won't like me taking off 2 months. Maybe next year.

    
    fuck work, you have your whole life to work for the man