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Hackers Hold Unreleased Disney Movies to Ransom

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/usa/388491-disney-hack-thedarkoverlord-ransom/

    I'm guessing they've used the recently-released NSA tools to attack Disney and Netflix, which is depressingly ironic because this will be used as justification to give more power to groups meant to police the internet and further crush personal rights.
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  2. #2
    I just want to point out my appreciation that they probably requested the bribe in BTC. It used to be you'd need a bank deposit or cash or fucking something that could connect to you in some way. Now you can hold Pirates of the Caribbean for ransom and potentially be completely anonymous in doing it. I wonder if they'll end up releasing it.
  3. #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lol, if Disney pays it means they never actually got over the nazi thing. Possible working titles of the movies being held:

    My Struggle to Find Nemo
    The Prince (and the frog)
    Cars 3: Reich On Red
    Hitler Youth Musical
    Pirates of the Caribbean: Final Solution to the Jack Sparrow Problem
    Alice's Aryan Adventures in the Teutonic Reich of the German Nation
    Frozen 2: Moscow During Winter Was a Mistake
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  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Beauty and the BARBAROSSA FRONT
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, if Disney pays it means they never actually got over the nazi thing. Possible working titles of the movies being held:

    My Struggle to Find Nemo
    The Prince (and the frog)
    Cars 3: Reich On Red
    Hitler Youth Musical
    Pirates of the Caribbean: Final Solution to the Jack Sparrow Problem
    Alice's Aryan Adventures in the Teutonic Reich of the German Nation
    Frozen 2: Moscow During Winter Was a Mistake

    I am ashamed that it took me till 'Hitler Youth Musical' to catch on.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, if Disney pays it means they never actually got over the nazi thing. Possible working titles of the movies being held:

    My Struggle to Find Nemo
    The Prince (and the frog)
    Cars 3: Reich On Red
    Hitler Youth Musical
    Pirates of the Caribbean: Final Solution to the Jack Sparrow Problem
    Alice's Aryan Adventures in the Teutonic Reich of the German Nation
    Frozen 2: Moscow During Winter Was a Mistake

    The Prince and the Frog should have been: The Kaiser and the Frog.

    ONTOPIC: Hey aldra, did you follow the WannaCry ransomware outbreak over the weekend. It was quite epic. It targeted hosts at random by attacking the SMB service on MicroCock boxes, once it got a foothold it then it ran DoublePulsar and EternalBlue from the NSA exploit kit to spread over the network. Once there it dropped the wCry ransomware. It infected 200k boxes in a day until the C2 domain was sinkholed. Get this, the operator had left a kill-switch in place that sinkholed their own C2 domains, it was probably a debugging artifact. Lol, but a couple hours after the domains were sinkholed a bunch of new ones popped up AND the operators had nigger-patched the original, plus now that it was out in the wild everyone got their hands on samples and just changed small bits with a HEX editor and such and boom a new variant was born. It was quite the spectacle to see unfolding on Twitter and such.
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Lion King was supposed to be called The Mohammad King.
  8. #8
    bling bling Dark Matter
    hax hoax
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