2015-10-30 at 8:23 PM UTC
Sperm bank and drug trials This is my dream
2015-10-30 at 11:08 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Who the fuck would want your sperm????
Shit dude learn a skill and get a fucking job.
I know it sucks but wtf else are you going to do?
2015-10-31 at 5:42 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^because he's a cum guzzling faggot??! herp durp ^
2015-10-31 at 6:55 AM UTC
hey dissasociator...ever think about going to the methadone clinic? I bet that that there is one in your area, and for fifteen bucks a day, you can get as high of a dose as you can talk your counselor into...I mean, how hard is it to come up with fifteen bucks a day? I used to be able to pretty much leave my house empty handed, and come back home a few hours later with over a hundred bucks. I didn't ever even have to suck one dick for it, though your mileage may vary...
2015-10-31 at 8:50 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^don't take his advice, crazy mike is a young man thats in his mid thirties addicted to "pooppy seed tea"
and maxheadroom if you're really under 18, in most states you have to have a college education and not be on psyche meds to make money off your sperm.
I actually was dating a girl in my city that works at the drug trial place, and you really need to be off all of the oxycodone and shit like that to qualify... call for yourself and find out..
2015-10-31 at 9:36 AM UTC
Lol why go from roshambo to max headroom so suddenly? That was weird. Anyway it don't matter considering I don't take oxycodone anymore and all the psych meds I'm on I don't take.. only thing in my system at the moment is buspirone and shit won't be hard to stop.. half life is relatively short..
2015-10-31 at 3:39 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^because I forgot your name i was a wee bit tipsy last night
2015-11-02 at 11:25 AM UTC
Buy a webcam, then you won't even have to leave your house to make money from fapping lol
2015-11-02 at 8:33 PM UTC
Or you could just do gay porn, they'll give you free drugs to keep you going through the sixteen dongs you will be dealing with.
Everyone loves a scene where the femme Roshambo-lookin ass dude busts a nut after having had everyone bust on him already.
That could be you + drugs.
2015-11-02 at 9:38 PM UTC
1. Buy drugs you don't like
2. Sell drugs you don't like
3. Buy drugs you like with the profit
2015-11-03 at 1:55 AM UTC
If you've got a pretty face and can make yourself presentable you can become a male escort. That's what I do, I work in the Bay Area and have worked with all sorts of nice men working in Silicon Valley.
Tonight I'm going for sushi with an executive from Oracle.
