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ATTN Lonnie: Financial propositions

  1. #1
    Respected Lenny

    #1 Please post the costs associated with the running of this site, including but not limited to bandwidth and hosting fees and domain name fees

    #2 Setup a "give me scrilla" page with referral links to various affiliate marketing programs. I shop a lot online and I'mm sure others here do too. I use Amazon a lot, for example.. It will ccost me nothing to send a little bit of cash your way through a referral link, so throw one up.

    #3 Setup a donation link. I will gladly donate money to you to run and maintain this site. I know running a site isn't free. If you promise (and yes, it will be honour system) that you will put our donations towards things like better hosting, I'm sure everyone would gladly support you because heaven knows I'm tired of your faggot site taking 9 years to load one shitpost. JK, luv u bby.

    Fuck you,
    Captain Falcon
  2. #2
    I am starting a bounty for Lena to fix the PM and New Topic broken bug. I pledge $20 by any means he wants.
  3. #3
    Lanny told me to tell you that all donations go to me beause I'm the only trustworthy person here.
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    RisiR told me to tell you that i could have 49% of everything pledged as long as i keep the other 51% safe for him. Also i'm pretty sure Lanny doesn't require our support and will take no money because when he does he has a moral obligation to improve the site. Well, he is a socialist so maybe he thinks he's entitled to free money but you get the point.
  5. #5
    Kek Houston
    Soph told me to tell you all that RisiR learned from Lanny that I would actually get 49% of Sophs 49% and 51% of RisiRs 51% under the condition that I keep their money safe from them.

    Link for donations
  6. #6
    Its called a public bitcoin wallet and the "value for value" model you greedy stingy cunts
  7. #7
    This site is retarded.
  8. #8
    I think Lanny doesn't give a shit... Can we order pizza for everyone instead?
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I think Lanny doesn't give a shit… Can we order pizza for everyone instead?

    Seconded.
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The more you condemn Lanny, the more he won't reply. You're fighting a losing battle.
  11. #11
    Kek Houston
    This site is retarded.

    This

    I think Lanny doesn't give a shit… Can we order pizza for everyone instead?

    Thirded
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You just have to understand, and I know it's hard, that Lanny doesn't really care about you. Sure, he enjoys your company, but "care" about any of you? We're just an interesting collection of electronic signals to Lanny. And that's the hard truth of it.
  13. #13
    Kek Houston
    You are all just an interesting collection of electronic signals to me as well tbh.
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny suffers from what I would call the "Medusa Effect", which basically involves the severe aversion of touching, or even looking at, the inner workings of the site, for fear it may turn to stone and die. Zok suffered from the same affliction, going so far as to delete entire Suggestions forums and "accidentally" hard-deleting weeks worth of posts at a time. There is no known cure, unfortunately.
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