Associated Storytime: The Now Hour

1. 2017-04-20 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Midnight has come and gone. the days are nigh and vile with petulance from a lonely craft in space known as Niggasin
   
   It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston "Lanny" Smith, Commander of the USS Niggasinspace has forbade all talk of hope and only allows for "The Realzies" to be spoken, also known as newspeak.
   
   Lanny: Hope? There is no hope for you the crew of my destined fleet for the War of total destruction. Only Newspeak.
   
   
   Starlog 1:1
   
   take it away
2. 2017-04-20 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   NIGHT CREW COLONEL Bill KrozbyLER REPORTING FOR DUTING!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2017-04-20 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I don't understand, are we supposed to continue the story?
4. 2017-04-20 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Star log 1:2
   
   Commander lanny who started the newspeak war the commander of the faggit army drew up his arm with his legion off alternative robots the war had started battle lines had been drawn. What side was I to choose if I fight it could be catastrophic bans and if you stay quite the ship could be destroyed I need to go into hyper sleep to figure this one.
5. 2017-04-20 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I don't understand, are we supposed to continue the story?

   
   One never need to know what others want you to do only what one wants to do.
6. 2017-04-20 at 4:27 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Star Log 1:8
   
   Lanny: "where's the bathroom, I need to make a STAR LOG"
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-04-20 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   starlog 1: 9
   
   
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   • kroz
8. 2017-04-20 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Star Log 1:9
   
   Lanny: "WHERE IS IT? THIS IS RAPIDLY BECOMING A CAPTAIN'S LOG'
9. 2017-04-20 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   LETS ALL REPORT TO THE POOP DECK AND RIP SOME ASS!
10. 2017-04-20 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby NIGHT CREW COLONEL Bill KrozbyLER REPORTING FOR DUTING!

    
    ZONGO STANDING BY
    
    
11. 2017-04-20 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #11
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    StarLog 4:20 ....
    
    Happy b day Adolf ''Sieg Hail'' Hitler.
    
    We're somewhere along Mat-Su valley, in the middle of nowhere, between my cabin and the gunshow .... when the Laww took hold....