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do you guys think id do better than this guy if I tried?

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if i had such a perosnality id probably get some every day:

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    How did this monkey escape the zoo. Someone call animal control
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    "Hey beautiful, you dropped your ID. Let me tell you about all about jail and Anna Spyz"
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    You shouldn't have to try it just happen naturally, this was obviously a joke video that wasn't that funny. I meet up with girls but some times I get paranoid and not because I'm like "ooooh she might think I'm a loser man" or anything like that but I had this girl I hung out with almost a year ago (i have other girls hit me up like that) asking if she can give me number and that she sent a picture of me to some girl she was parting with last night. And I was like yeah sure.. I didn't even know who it was that was initially texting me because I don't hold onto girls numbers.

    But its kinda weird like a couple years back I literally had two girls that were "friends" both knowlingly let me bang them. Like I was on a date at a book store with this girl and she asked me If I've done anything fun lately.. and I was like yeah I went to violet crown (my favorite bar) and she was like "yeah I know you did you went with my best friend" to be honest I was kinda weirded out that they were conspiring against me when I barely knew them.

    I have a few bromos in my hood I hang out with every now and then but I never thought like "hey bromo lets both make accounts on a dating site, and attempt to share holes together on the same girl for no particular reason"

    my ex gf erica murica when she told me she was leaving me (I had it coming I was being a dick) she said that her roomie would stalk me online because I sat on her dog one night at their place because she was being a stupid drunk bitch. lol It was never meant to be.
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