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Corona Virus doubles global infections & deaths in 24 hours

  1. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    no i mean having coronavirus and coughing on people

    becos you hate them
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Thats true they want to be trendy and have the mask dangling around their disease-ridden necks, but they aren't ready for the burden of nutting up and actually donning their mask.. they go around with that shit doffed - like it's just a total fashion statement for those liberal hacks. TOE the line of the superstitious chinese medicine principles, absolute bollocks! toEW the party line tow the party line!!! K

    When I get on a plane around all those CHINEE FREAKS with disease ridden mask flapping around stirring up dander and pollen it makes my nose run and I have to start sneezing. Then when the cabin pressures up it makes me gassy. Once the drink cart arrives you might as well get two or three budweisers because you know those bitches aren't gonna come by and offer you another ( if you even have a real stewardess, Jedis have infiltrated the American flight experience and are ruining it by fagging it up. you probably have some twink with a dick up his ass for a stewardess now a days ill tell you what ) but we digress. well you only get about 20 minutes with your drinks because the "flight steward fag" spends 90% of the trip making sure some guy about to shit his pants doesn't get up to use the toilet.

    thats when the belching starts. try to do it under your breath but thats a lot of beer folks. even belching out your nose... truth is it still smeels up the cabin. God help them
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  3. SO GASSY
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    AGENDA FREE
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  6. there are so many chinamen and buisnesschangs at my work. someone who's not a complete retard confirmed taht its a genuine concern.

    on a separate note, i have reason to believe that coughing and spitting on chins (especially with food in your mouth) will be interpreted as a sign of acceptance and friendship.
  7. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    i let lannys mom turn her head and cough on me sometimes
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Kill all the birds and bats!!!

    They could just mail you a package and you open it and there's nothing but a quick note in there that says the corona virus was in the box, but it's not anymore.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    And I would probably open anything from China thinking it's from wish.com oh my gawd we're all doomed
  10. again, the masks are for pollution not disease
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace again, the masks are for pollution not disease

    Exactly the problem. Dirty fuckers.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood And I would probably open anything from China thinking it's from wish.com oh my gawd we're all doomed

    There would be no return address on it, or it would say 1 North Pole.
  13. They changed the name again. Now they’re calling it SARS-COV-2. Why do they keep changing it lol. That’s like the 4th time
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Fox They changed the name again. Now they’re calling it SARS-COV-2. Why do they keep changing it lol. That’s like the 4th time

    To keep it sounding scary as fuck obviously. There's literally no other reason to keep doing it.


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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's just another one of their shell games they like to play. No need to overthink it.
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    "Hey, let's change the name of the corona virus to YKXZ-Super-Sars-On-Radioactive-Acid-Freaking-Out-And-Killing-You-To-Death-With-Rocket-Propelled-Lazer-Ebola-Viruses-Carrying-Sexually-Transmitted-Hyper-Cats-AIDS-In-A-Hyperdermic_Needle-Syndrome"?

    "Um, why, why on earth would you want to do that"?

    "Oh you know, I just thought it would be like fun or something. Maybe we could have a party to celebrate it and have strippers".

    "Oh OK, yeah cool".


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  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Corona virus is a very cool name. It's like what you'd expect to find in an old sci-fi film set in 2020.
  18. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Corona virus is a very cool name. It's like what you'd expect to find in an old sci-fi film set in 2020.

    it even have the 'novel'.

    quite a novelty.
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Always makes me think of canned drinks.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_(soft_drink)


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