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How do I get free college for being retarded

  1. #1
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    I can throw disability papers of any kind you can think of at anyone you can think of

    free kollege how?

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  2. #2
    "Why do illegal aliens get to go to College for free in many states?"

    https://www.uopeople.edu/about/worldwide-recognition/press-releases/american-university-opens-gates-refugees-around-world-tuition-free/

    alternatively you could just cam and become an egf
  3. #3
    Splam African Astronaut
    Autism of course. Take half a hit of LSD and go to the doctor for diagnosis.
  4. #4
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    do spergs actually get scholarships?

    boy i'd hate to meet the millionaire that donate scholarships to autistic kids on purpose
  5. #5
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Cheyes do spergs actually get scholarships?

    boy i'd hate to meet the millionaire that donate scholarships to autistic kids on purpose

    i use to pop bars all day and they probably thought i was retarded so they passed me even though i didnt do shit lol
  6. #6
    Splam African Astronaut
    Many colleges will give you first in line priority etc. to kids with autism and give them way more choice. No report card needed. Of course it has to be functioning autism. I'm not sure about the states. I'm sure there's lots of foundations for it because some guy with aspergers could be the next einstein. I can't imagine a different type of retardation qualifying for a college scholarship. Not that aspies do well in school. Going to give it to a guy with downs? dyslexia?
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dyslexics make the best pipe benders
  8. #8
    Just walk in, grab a sit and start taking notes.
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  9. #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Quit spending all your money on drugs; and quit skipping classes while you’re doing drugs. Then you won’t need to try to pull off a scam to get money. Easy peasy.
  10. #10
    BuT my EyEs!!!
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Cheyes I can throw disability papers of any kind you can think of at anyone you can think of

    free kollege how?


    Try being a black lesbian from a poor background with a story to tell about how you raised your 3 younger brothers because your mother was a crack addict and your only dream is to go to school to learn more about how to help others.
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