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  1. #21
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're very welcome, Mattchew.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Well I could literally write hundreds of lines of my work day but I figured that would be rather boring for me and everyone else.

    Thank you. 😊

    Understood, but then on the summarized report you still focused hugely on the morning. It's not an attack, just an observation young sir.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by stl1 Wake up when I want.

    Do whatever I want.

    Go to bed whenever I want.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

    It's a rough life but someone has to do it.

    ...just so long as your kids are not cucking you into babysitting...right?
  4. #24
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    cat in heat or some shit so starts making horrendous noise at 4am
    wake up between 6 and 9am
    yell SHUT THE FUCK UP GRACIE
    exclaim UGHHHH FUCKING CHRIST bc my whole body hurts.
    check phone to make sure i still dont have any friends
    roll over and see if anything is good on youtube:
    “black trans-femme asexual cripple standup slam poet spills the tea on rapper Blueface”- Buzzfeed
    Question for a moment if im in some absurd surrealist nightmare
    Eat whatever leftover food is laying on the bed
    Get up
    Methadone/ pills
    Go to the kitchen and see if theres any healthy-ish food that i dont have to physically prepare myself
    play with Gracie/brush for fleas
    eat
    Check to see if i have clean clothes to wear to work. Sniff test to see if they are acceptable or whether i need to actually do laundry
    Shower
    oil and moisturize my gross scalp and beard. shea butter my scaly face.
    Tell myself im gonna watch a movie or do something fun before work but just end up laying down and listening to podcasts and sleeping for another hour.
    wake up
    realize im late to work
    say fuck it
    watch youtube videos about triggered liberals for another 30 min
    sigh heavily
    eat a few ibuprofen a d cbd oil
    slog out the door to work.
    work
    Start altercations with customers who annoy me
    do this for 8 hours
    askif mom needs anything from the store
    frozen food or fast food for dinner
    Go to bed
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  5. #25
    Every day lately is an unpredictable adventure, there is no pattern to it.
  6. #26
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Every day lately is an unpredictable adventure, there is no pattern to it.

    im jelly, yo
  7. #27
    Originally posted by CASPER im jelly, yo

    Don't be; the grass is always greened on the other side. I kind of want more of a structured existence.

    Just because I lately don't accept a soft collar and a leash of the system doesn't mean that I have it good.
  8. #28
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …just so long as your kids are not cucking you into babysitting…right?




    That was last Friday (Valentine's Day) night.
  9. #29
    lololol
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And...exactly what did you do on Valentine's Day?

    Go to a Weight Watcher's meeting with DTE?
  11. #31
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Yawn
  12. #32
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wake up when my body decides I had enough sleep. I try to go to bed around midnight unless I have to work or go to a meeting. I don't eat breakfast very often. I go to tim hortons every morning to get a donut or shitty sandwich and large dark roast with 2 creams.

    Then I smoke weed, molest HTS and play video games until I get an email or phone call from the outside world that forces me to leave the house. Also at some point I go out and buy something for dinner. I don't eat lunch but HTS does so sometimes I have to go to the deli across the street if we don't have anything here.

    That has been my life for the past year.

  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 And…exactly what did you do on Valentine's Day?

    Go to a Weight Watcher's meeting with DTE?

    On valentines day I bought HTS a cake donut and gave her 10x amount of kisses. That was the only thing different we did on that day
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  14. #34
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    all over the place usually
  15. #35
    Tuesday is a pretty typical day for me.
  16. #36
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Uhm its Thursday...Not ta ruffle any feathers Jig. Just real talk and all.
  17. #37
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i wake up at 6:30 to my phone alarm. i hit snooze once or twice since i don't smoke cigarettes anymore. i shower and am at work at about 7:50. i work until 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7, depending on how i feel or whats going on. i get home, drink a beer, make or get something to eat or not, play a round of skillwarz or two, trawl ebay and reverb for cheap vintage pro audio hardware, play some music, and fall asleep at 10 or 11 or 12 while watching some episode of stargate or x-files or twin peaks on putlocker.

    on days that i don't work, i usually do some woodworking or metalworking or something.

    i try to achieve as little variation as possible in this.
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs Uhm its Thursday…Not ta ruffle any feathers Jig. Just real talk and all.

    It's Wednesday, muppet. Control yourself trash.
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  19. #39
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I wake up between 4 am and 8;30 am, drink and smoke while watching tv for 3 or 4 hours, then I fire up my snowmobile and go for a 50 mile ride, then I chill by the woodstove and drink a ccouple coffees and get high then I move to the couch for the evening
  20. #40
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh
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