2020-02-19 at 1:29 AM UTC
What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?
Work day
*wake up at 8:30
*turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli
*turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like
*turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold
*say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss
*fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication
*grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom
*set my phone outside the door and shower
*brush my teeth and comb my hair
*stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair
*look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day
*smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat
*go to work
*work
*get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store
*get home
*fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker
*eat my daily meal of whatever
*pass out and do it again
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2020-02-19 at 1:33 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
wake up around 1-2 pm.
eat lunch special at indian restaurant
go to coffeeshop for two lates while sitting on iPad doing gay porn about 2-3 hours and being on here
go home and play some wuake or watch youtube vids
do my writing or any commission work or look at problogger for any openings
go to gym or boxing or once in a while mma class at night or for a run
go badk doing the same thing browsing the web or youtube vids or quake
porn
sleep
2020-02-19 at 4:56 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
wake up
take a dump
pop xanax
eat food
pop more xanax
browse youtube/wikipedia/niggers in space
pop more xanax
sleep
wake up up
pop more xanax
eat food
pop more xanax
sleep
wake up
pop xanax
eat food
browse youtube/wikipedia/niggers in space
go back to sleep
2020-02-19 at 5:02 AM UTC
Wake up
Run
Bug bounty
Dog walk
Read white supremacist literature
Sleep
2020-02-19 at 9:13 AM UTC
meth
trolling
talking about meth
pretty much just those three things over and over again
2020-02-19 at 9:31 AM UTC
early morning gym like right now
2020-02-19 at 9:39 AM UTC
rise
eat
10 push ups
brush teeth
bathe
go to work
return
work out
eat
slumber
2020-02-19 at 2:39 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
stays up for days at a time OR off/on naps/sleeps like 4hrs sober..drunk anything over 8 hrs...up to 16-7.
piss
have a few coca cola classics
catch up on all the sites/forums i lurk and or post on
stare out the window approx. 2hrs a day...listening to traffic, daydreaming, and watching people...certain types of people very closely
spend time with my pussy about a couple hrs a day on him
have a few very vague rage fits...OR lose myself in online shit where I don't feel a thing..or both.
i cook 1 if not 3 meals for myself a day...i actually seem to cook/bake a lot when i'm drunk. kills time when nothing going on online or on netflix to watch.
i try to find my cock constantly. to no avail.
randomly call relatives that don't give a fuck about me but i don't care what their schedule is...random journies to their houses, cottages...for hrs...sometimes weeks. bug the fuck out of them get free food and booze. steal any change/cash they have laying around.
drink more coke or whisky depending on the day
netflix
at night eat a lot and watch netflix OR go out and stalk people for no real honest reason lol
either fall asleep bored or drunk...post online all night...or just wander around the city all night with a 26'r or at some strip club. if and when i got the money to do so
and repeat...
2020-02-19 at 3:07 PM UTC
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2020-02-19 at 3:17 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Wake up
Fall out of bed
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup
And looking up I notice I am late
Find my coat and grab my hat
Make the bus in seconds flat
Make my way upstairs and have a smoke
2020-02-19 at 4:52 PM UTC
Wake up when I want.
Do whatever I want.
Go to bed whenever I want.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
It's a rough life but someone has to do it.