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  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?

    Work day

    *wake up at 8:30

    *turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli

    *turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like

    *turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold

    *say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss

    *fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication

    *grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom

    *set my phone outside the door and shower

    *brush my teeth and comb my hair

    *stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair

    *look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day

    *smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat

    *go to work

    *work

    *get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store

    *get home

    *fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker

    *eat my daily meal of whatever

    *pass out and do it again
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  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wake up around 1-2 pm.

    eat lunch special at indian restaurant

    go to coffeeshop for two lates while sitting on iPad doing gay porn about 2-3 hours and being on here

    go home and play some wuake or watch youtube vids

    do my writing or any commission work or look at problogger for any openings

    go to gym or boxing or once in a while mma class at night or for a run

    go badk doing the same thing browsing the web or youtube vids or quake

    porn

    sleep
  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    wake up

    take a dump

    pop xanax

    eat food

    pop more xanax

    browse youtube/wikipedia/niggers in space

    pop more xanax

    sleep

    wake up up

    pop more xanax

    eat food

    pop more xanax

    sleep

    wake up

    pop xanax

    eat food

    browse youtube/wikipedia/niggers in space


    go back to sleep
  4. #4
    Sex Goblin Yung Blood
    Wake up
    Run
    Bug bounty
    Dog walk
    Read white supremacist literature
    Sleep
  5. #5
    meth
    trolling
    talking about meth

    pretty much just those three things over and over again
  6. #6
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    early morning gym like right now
  7. #7
    rise
    eat
    10 push ups
    brush teeth
    bathe
    go to work
    return
    work out
    eat
    slumber
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Fuck a nigger.
  9. #9
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Fuck a nigger.

    Why ain't you in the gym mothafucka?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by mmQ What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?

    Work day

    *wake up at 8:30

    *turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli

    *turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like

    *turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold

    *say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss

    *fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication

    *grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom

    *set my phone outside the door and shower

    *brush my teeth and comb my hair

    *stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair

    *look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day

    *smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat

    *go to work

    *work

    *get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store

    *get home

    *fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker

    *eat my daily meal of whatever

    *pass out and do it again

    You focus entirely too much on your morning routine at the expense of the rest of your waking hours.
  11. #11
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    stays up for days at a time OR off/on naps/sleeps like 4hrs sober..drunk anything over 8 hrs...up to 16-7.
    piss
    have a few coca cola classics
    catch up on all the sites/forums i lurk and or post on
    stare out the window approx. 2hrs a day...listening to traffic, daydreaming, and watching people...certain types of people very closely
    spend time with my pussy about a couple hrs a day on him
    have a few very vague rage fits...OR lose myself in online shit where I don't feel a thing..or both.
    i cook 1 if not 3 meals for myself a day...i actually seem to cook/bake a lot when i'm drunk. kills time when nothing going on online or on netflix to watch.
    i try to find my cock constantly. to no avail.
    randomly call relatives that don't give a fuck about me but i don't care what their schedule is...random journies to their houses, cottages...for hrs...sometimes weeks. bug the fuck out of them get free food and booze. steal any change/cash they have laying around.
    drink more coke or whisky depending on the day
    netflix
    at night eat a lot and watch netflix OR go out and stalk people for no real honest reason lol
    either fall asleep bored or drunk...post online all night...or just wander around the city all night with a 26'r or at some strip club. if and when i got the money to do so

    and repeat...
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Wariat wake up around 1-2 pm.

    eat lunch special at indian restaurant

    go to coffeeshop for two lates while sitting on iPad doing gay porn about 2-3 hours and being on here

    go home and play some wuake or watch youtube vids

    do my writing or any commission work or look at problogger for any openings

    go to gym or boxing or once in a while mma class at night or for a run

    go badk doing the same thing browsing the web or youtube vids or quake

    porn

    sleep




    Exactly where are your hundreds of NIS posts per day on the above itinerary?
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You focus entirely too much on your morning routine at the expense of the rest of your waking hours.

    I do? Lol. My morning routine takes like half an hour.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by mmQ I do? Lol. My morning routine takes like half an hour.

    Look at your list...70% of the line items are related to your morning routine...

    13 lines for your morning routine
    5 lines to cover the rest of the day
  15. #15
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  16. #16
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Wake up

    Fall out of bed

    Drag a comb across my head

    Find my way downstairs and drink a cup

    And looking up I notice I am late

    Find my coat and grab my hat

    Make the bus in seconds flat

    Make my way upstairs and have a smoke
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Obbe Wake up

    Fall out of bed

    Drag a comb across my head

    Find my way downstairs and drink a cup

    And looking up I notice I am late

    Find my coat and grab my hat

    Make the bus in seconds flat

    Make my way upstairs and have a smoke

    Another one focused on morning routine.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Look at your list…70% of the line items are related to your morning routine…

    13 lines for your morning routine
    5 lines to cover the rest of the day

    Well I could literally write hundreds of lines of my work day but I figured that would be rather boring for me and everyone else.

    Thank you. 😊
  19. #19
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wake up when I want.

    Do whatever I want.

    Go to bed whenever I want.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

    It's a rough life but someone has to do it.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Thank you.
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