I was on my 5 minute walk home from work when

1. 2020-02-19 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #21
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ Her cough was clearly fake. It was a forced cough. And yes, she does have that right. As well as I have the right to do what I did. Thank you.

   
   except what you did assault with a deadly weapon
2. 2020-02-19 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Shep Proudfoot Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ This girl came out of her apartment complex and ended up walking like 20 paces behind me. I was smoking a cigarette and blew a drag out and then like 4 seconds later she let's out this fake cough. So I pretended to drop something in order to let her catch up to me and then I turned around and said "hey, excuse me" and blew a nice big puff in her face.
   
   Dont patronize me bitch. 😊

   
   you should've been cordial & took her for a slice & a cone @ Happy Joe's so maybe your miserable ass could get laid?!
3. 2020-02-19 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Her cough was clearly fake. It was a forced cough. And yes, she does have that right. As well as I have the right to do what I did. Thank you.

   
   she coughed for those who couldnt cough out.
4. 2020-02-19 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I was just kidding .
5. 2020-02-19 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   about that part or the whole situation?
   
   because it's possible her cough was completely unrelated and you were just being a dick
6. 2020-02-19 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Splam African Astronaut
   Real niggas use snus. Stuff that shit into your upper lip. No smell. No second hand smoke. Nobody even knows your getting your full on nic fix. And most importantly, no cancer.
   Screw vapists.
   
   But yes what an intolerant asshole she was. All about accepting gays for their life choices but when it comes to smokers no siri
7. 2020-02-19 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   About pretending to drop something so I could turn around and blow a drag in her face. Lol.
   
   I just kept walking home and repeating the words "smoke story" in my head to make sure I remembered to make this thread when I got home.
8. 2020-02-19 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #28
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   What was her reaction to ur childlike exchange? Did she look at u & smile or horror & disgust?
9. 2020-02-19 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   tripped over her panties as they dropped
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   • DontTellEm
10. 2020-02-19 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #30
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
11. 2020-02-19 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #31
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
12. 2020-02-19 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #32
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lolz less modelesques, more jedi 😝
13. 2020-02-19 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra because it's possible her cough was completely unrelated and you were just being a dick

    
    Sorry. We can't take that chance.
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    • WellHung
14. 2020-02-19 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Maybe that was her way of flirting with u?👍
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
15. 2020-02-19 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Maybe that was her way of flirting with u?👍

    
    My first thought to.