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I had sex with two different hookers today, one after the other, ama

  1. #61
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Know what

    What a penis tastes like silly.
  2. #62
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's what i'm asking
  3. #63
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What does a penis taste like

    like vaginas.

    except you dont have to stick your tongue out to taste it.
  4. #64
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Whats all the fuss about then lmrao
  5. #65
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Fucked a really hot 19 yo Dutch one today, was amazing.
  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's what i'm asking

    Ask your girlfriend silly.
  7. #67
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Fucked a really hot 19 yo Dutch one today, was amazing.

    Video or its a lie fag
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Video or its a lie fag

    You wanna see him fucking? Ish.
  9. #69
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ You wanna see him fucking? Ish.

    POV... we all know its another shit troll
  10. #70
    ZIGGY Houston
    Horrendous liberal faggot op is I am embarrassed you are a white male
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  11. #71
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Fucked a really hot 19 yo Dutch one today, was amazing.

    What's with all the prostitutes, are you trying to fill some kind of hole in your life?
  12. #72
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What's with all the prostitutes, are you trying to fill some kind of hole in your life?

    Yeah its very expensive though
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  13. #73
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah its very expensive though

    swim had an -3 of what you had.

    which is aoc where swim, lives.
  14. #74
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny swim had an -3 of what you had.

    which is aoc where swim, lives.

    Yeah I thought about you and how you like those young skinny bodies.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah I thought about you and how you like those young skinny bodies.

    *swim.
  16. #76
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah its very expensive though

    Do you have friends?
  17. #77
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    should've had a threesome

    have one riding your face and the other in the reverse cowgirl position
  18. #78
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you have friends?

    friends are for weak people.

    he doesnt sound weak.
  19. #79
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    So I found Dutch Diana through the usual site I like. I was feeling over-stressed one evening. I called her from just outside work, and the traffic noise was deafening.

    "€100 and what does that include"
    "Will you suck without?"
    "Does that include suck without?"

    How bad could it be? Walk straight from where I arranged the meet. Arrive at her building in the city centre. She is surprised I arrived so soon. She seems to still be getting dressed in her sexy clothe.

    Wait a few minutes in the lobby. There are a bunch of obvious tourists, obvious Air B&B guests in the lobby, waiting for something.

    After a few minutes, she buzzes me up. #29.

    I go up.

    When I see her I am shocked. She looks far skuzzier and more slavic than the nice Dutch girl of the photos.

    She lets me in, and gives me a kiss. Always a great sign. Protip: If your whore doesn't kiss you right away, walk away. It's a bad situation.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/diana166-dutch-female-escort.html#profile

    We get into her room, and it becomes apparent to me just how skinny and young she is. Like wow!

    She pulls off her top and I do likewise. Only difference is she is 43 kilos, I am a fatass, around 130 kilos!

    She is utterly charming, and makes me feel so welcome. I take off my clothes, and lay back on her bed. She cleans my penis with some wet-wipes, then performs wonderful oral sex on me. It is beautiful, really transcendental. She is so clean and expert.

    She asks me do I like doggy. I say I prefer missionary. She slides a condom on me with her hands, and I enter her.

    It is awkward, as she is just up to my chest. Have had this problem a lot, where the girl's head only comes up to my nipple height. It's not so good.

    Vaginal insertion. She is super tight, and I realise just how lose older women are. Her tight pussy, and beautiful young body, tiny boobs, and pedophillic tight features have caused me to cum after just a few seconds. I pull out, leaving the condom full of cum still inside her.

    We clean up and we tickle a little and I pick her up and we laugh about what a great body she had. I kiss her a little, but she warns me off kissing her on the lips - not on the lips.

    She complains about how bad her business is in Dublin. Barely two clients a day, and they all want to haggle with her. BeNeLux is better. I tell her the Dublin girls are such sluts the guys can get it for free.

    I leave after maybe about 20, 25 minutes and get back to work. It was an amazing experience, and she helped me so much.

    Definitely want to repeat. So long as she doesn't abandon our city.
  20. #80
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ What a penis tastes like silly.

    IMO you're a sad fuck if you don't know what a penis tastes like.
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