2020-02-18 at 7:01 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Well the ladies have always told me I have a way with words, duct tape, and performing enemas via car batteries
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2020-02-19 at 12:15 AM UTC
I loved Garfield when I was a kid ...I watched it every Saturday morning
That cat kinda looks like Garfield and Garfield loved lasagna
He treated Odi bad but he loved Odi.. I remembered when Odi got snatched by the pound and Garfield saved him
:)
2020-02-19 at 12:18 AM UTC
🎵
Cause he’s a fat cat
A cool cat
Nobody’s fool cat
Look out!
Cause here comes Garfield 💖
2020-02-19 at 12:20 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
That pussy...looks like mine. Only my pussy is tighter...I mean tinier now due to years of having diabetes. Its a stanky pussy.
As for the rest I prefer Scooby Doo's music. Fuck Garfield!.
2020-02-19 at 12:21 AM UTC
I love Scooby-Doo too lol
The cat just reminded me of Garfield 😋
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2020-02-19 at 12:43 AM UTC
Not only did I grow up in theater my siblings did too..
My sister Tracey also married a guy who was in theater he taught at a college but he also did theater
So this was around the time my sister first started smoking with me lol
And we went to see JJ perform downtown at some lil theater
I remember it literally being just a handful of people at the show
So my sister and I are high as a kite watching the play and JJ starts his lines
In the script he’s arguing with this man who is drunk... and he’s like
“ You miserable Ho”...
And Tracey and I just started dying laughing loud as hell and I remember it amplified throughout the little theater
I had never heard those two words together and i was so high It was so hilarious to me
I never forgot the phrase sense then
Think I might call T and ask her does she remember I knowww she does 😋
2020-02-19 at 1:11 AM UTC
Candyrein Youre avatar looks like you cut and pasted it you know those face in hole apps you can do that with but your wig is actually looking nice I have to say is it hard to keep a wig on? I had a coworker who had the most obvious wig and she said it was a pain then she would give me free dope
2020-02-19 at 1:51 AM UTC
Bro ..get your tired ass outta here lmao
2020-02-19 at 2:02 AM UTC
It’s called “Aloe Green” we’re forced to wear it :)
2020-02-19 at 2:04 AM UTC
Ohhh matt?!
I wear more makeup than a circus clown .. remember?
I need snap.. remember?
Lol
2020-02-19 at 2:06 AM UTC
I look like I’ve been working hard all night but still took the time for a bathroom work selfie ...
Oh well lol :)
2020-02-19 at 2:26 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
so selfies and you castrate men in bathrooms on breaks...your smile is all because of the agony on the face of man you castrating
sick bitch..probably uses pliers first for twisting..than we you get off on it..
you use an x-acto swifty on his cock...resting his neck gently on a pillow
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2020-02-19 at 2:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs
so selfies and you castrate men in bathrooms on breaks…your smile is all because of the agony on the face of man you castrating
sick bitch..probably uses pliers first for twisting..than we you get off on it..
you use an x-acto swifty on his cock…resting his neck gently on a pillow
How did you know my fetish?
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2020-02-19 at 2:32 AM UTC
You didn't answer my wig questions
