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I was on my 5 minute walk home from work when

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This girl came out of her apartment complex and ended up walking like 20 paces behind me. I was smoking a cigarette and blew a drag out and then like 4 seconds later she let's out this fake cough. So I pretended to drop something in order to let her catch up to me and then I turned around and said "hey, excuse me" and blew a nice big puff in her face.

    Dont patronize me bitch. šŸ˜Š
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I do the same with the fake ass morons.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I do the same with the fake ass morons.

    I mean it's one thing to dislike the smell, and I get it. I would just think it to myself. But to do the very obvious fake cough as if its actually affecting you that bad. Get real.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I go one step further than blowing it in their face and I tell them right to their face, "Hey. Go fuck yourself, whiny."
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I rarely encounter the situation at all so I don't really have a go-to thing. The only other time it really ever happens to me is when I'm leaving a concert and walking to the parking lot with the masses. I try to be respectful by blowing my drags upward into the air so they float over people's faces behind me.
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    i've smoked a ton of things but cigarette smoke actually makes me cough if i get a good whiff of it, even from a pretty good distance. plus she has the right to patronize whoever she wants. you're just a dick.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 i've smoked a ton of things but cigarette smoke actually makes me cough if i get a good whiff of it, even from a pretty good distance. plus she has the right to patronize whoever she wants. you're just a dick.

    Her cough was clearly fake. It was a forced cough. And yes, she does have that right. As well as I have the right to do what I did. Thank you.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    should have raped her m8
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting should have raped her m8

    It was broad daylight along 15th st s and 24th Ave (you know where). I know where she lives now and I know which parking spot she occupies (which is marked with the apt number) so I'll get her one of these nights.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You only did that because it was a girl.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun You only did that because it was a girl.

    True. If it was a guy I would've just turned around at him and laughed. "Really dude?"
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I do the same with the fake ass morons.

    Now I know youre a smoker. Thatā€™s going in the file
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Now I know youre a smoker. Thatā€™s going in the file

    That's been well established for years. Your file sucks.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Do I need a file?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Do I need a file?

    D for Donut.

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    Originally posted by mmQ That's been well established for years. Your file sucks.

    I donā€™t really have a file itā€™s a joke
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox I donā€™t really have a file itā€™s a joke

    And I totally thought you did I definitely wasn't joking too. -_-
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    I was just joking about joking, I do have one. I was just ashamed how you said it sucks ā˜¹ļø
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    Oh Wren, you so quirky.
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    The most annoying thing is that cigarette smoke sticks to your clothes.

    Here we all are, having a good time, when some fucker decides to blow nasty shit form out his lungs that ends up sticking to all of us.

    M Quack, do you work out? Are you physically fit? Do you have black spots on your teeth yet?

    I used to smoke, and let me tell you what, switching to vaping have improved my health a great deal. If you do any prolonged periods of physical activity, you will notice a great increase in performance in just 2 weeks if you switch to vaping. Just sayin'.
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