2020-02-18 at 5:12 PM UTC
That's pretty good, if not 10yrs out of date.
2020-02-18 at 5:17 PM UTC
How does a finishing line have body parts
2020-02-18 at 6:10 PM UTC
I think it would be better if it was just a joke about a bomb
2020-02-18 at 6:11 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Wonder how the families feel about this joke. I'd like to hear their side on all this bullshit.
2020-02-18 at 6:15 PM UTC
How do u fuck a nigger? Offer her fried chicken and watermelon .
2020-02-18 at 6:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs
Wonder how the families feel about this joke. I'd like to hear their side on all this bullshit.
Come on now, it's just an 'armless joke.
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2020-02-18 at 6:40 PM UTC
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the Russians were bombing his house.
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2020-02-18 at 9:52 PM UTC
Cly
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[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
It actually is a double entendre, so it does have potential to be "funny". And if I wanted to be a dick, I would be justified pointing a finger at you and calling you daft for not getting the joke.
2020-02-18 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cly
And if I wanted to be a dick, I would be justified pointing a finger at you and calling you daft for not getting the joke.
You wouldn't if your arms were the ones on the finish line.
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