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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz No, that's just people who have actual credentials in the military and intelligence agencies, unlike your low level mommy and daddy.

    no that's just schizo delusions. The truth is nobody gives a shit about your pathetic existence, ESPECIALLY the government
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no that's just schizo delusions. The truth is nobody gives a shit about your pathetic existence, ESPECIALLY the government

    One of your plurals could be a fed and just saying that.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    HURRR IM IMPORTANT THEY SEND THE MILITARY TO INVESTIGATE ME

    I POST SCHIZO THINGS ON THE INTERNET THEY MUST BE MONITORING ME!!
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood HURRR IM IMPORTANT THEY SEND THE MILITARY TO INVESTIGATE ME

    I POST SCHIZO THINGS ON THE INTERNET THEY MUST BE MONITORING ME!!

    You never heard of Andre Cicero?
  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no that's just schizo delusions. The truth is nobody gives a shit about your pathetic existence, ESPECIALLY the government

    No, it's just that your mommy and daddy were in the canadian army, didn't amount to shit and nor did you, and the people I've known actually did and do have credentials.
    Try again
  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Splam Yeah before you know it you'll have Bond-girls laying in your bed trying to squeeze information out of you.

    US intelligence agencies have a habit of using women for that purpose but you'd have to be a cuck to accept some MKULTRA'd whore into your bed no matter how good looking she is.
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You never heard of Andre Cicero?

    no but i doubt he was a retarded schizo

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz No, it's just that your mommy and daddy were in the canadian army, didn't amount to shit and nor did you, and the people I've known actually did and do have credentials.
    Try again

    You don't know anyone you mentally ill roleplaying faggot
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no but i doubt he was a retarded schizo



    You don't know anyone you mentally ill roleplaying faggot

    Says the guy who admitted to having multiple personalities in tinychat, lives with a tranny and would otherwise be homeless.

    Try again
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Says the guy who admitted to having multiple personalities in tinychat, lives with a tranny and would otherwise be homeless.

    Try again

    LOOL HE POINTED OUT IM A SCHIZO BETTER RESORT TO A PERSONAL ATTACK

    That's the first tactic in the FBI handbook you retarded shill. You are an obvious disinfo agent that is monitoring me.
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOOL HE POINTED OUT IM A SCHIZO BETTER RESORT TO A PERSONAL ATTACK

    That's the first tactic in the FBI handbook you retarded shill. You are an obvious disinfo agent that is monitoring me.

    Schizo isn't an insult to me. They're difficult to communicate with at times, and at times unnecessarily violent, but they're interesting...

    I've been thoroughly tested for that and various other things, including an awful lot of bloodwork and brain scans.


    Try again?
  11. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz US intelligence agencies have a habit of using women for that purpose but you'd have to be a cuck to accept some MKULTRA'd whore into your bed no matter how good looking she is.

    Well you know she's a double agent already. So you got the element of surprise. Do something fun. Dose her with LSD or something.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Splam …Dose her with LSD or something.

    This would be an experienced intelligence officer, rigorously trained in the sciences of detection, deception, sexual prowess and intuition. I really doubt you could get away with that when you're dealing with a female spy of any actual merit.
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  13. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This would be an experienced intelligence officer, rigorously trained in the sciences of detection, deception, sexual prowess and intuition. I really doubt you could get away with that when you're dealing with a female spy of any actual merit.

    Pretty simple. Just put a few tabs under your tongue before you start making out.
    What will be more hilarious is all the people in the surveillance van outside wondering WTF is going on when she starts talking in tongues.
  14. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Splam Pretty simple. Just put a few tabs under your tongue before you start making out.
    What will be more hilarious is all the people in the surveillance van outside wondering WTF is going on when she starts talking in tongues.

    how is getting the spy high going to help
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Splam Pretty simple. Just put a few tabs under your tongue before you start making out.
    What will be more hilarious is all the people in the surveillance van outside wondering WTF is going on when she starts talking in tongues.

    I think as a spy she would have one of those thin protective films on her lips and mouth.
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL I think as a spy she would have one of those thin protective films on her lips and mouth.

    So she doesn’t get herpes from sucking dick?
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox So she doesn’t get herpes from sucking dick?

    To counter poisons and such.
  18. That would only work if you knew in advance what the poison was gonna be idiot. That shit only happens in movies
  19. Splam African Astronaut
    That only happened in Batman and Robin numnuts. Batman used a protective film when he made out with Poison Ivy. Omg that film is cringeworthy.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Splam That only happened in Batman and Robin numnuts. Batman used a protective film when he made out with Poison Ivy. Omg that film is cringeworthy.

    Very good memory!
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