I let my giant dick fall out of my pants sometimes to intimidate my peers

1. 2017-02-08 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sometimes when I'm pissing at a meeting and someone from across the table comes into the bathroom as well, I'll shakle the piss off my dick and leave my cock hanging out, turn to them and pull it back in. This intimidates them and asserts my beta dominance over them. I do this 1 by 1 to each member of the other party and use this to gain an advantage in my business dealings.
2. 2017-02-08 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   While you're busy showing your cock repeatedly in the bathroom, the rest of your co-workers are in hysterics back in the boardroom. They egg each other on, trying to get everyone to go into the bathroom with you so that they can come back and laugh it up over how you showed your dark, tiny, shriveled cock to all fourteen people working on the project.
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   • aldra, 
   • mmQ
3. 2017-02-08 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore While you're busy showing your cock repeatedly in the bathroom, the rest of your co-workers are in hysterics back in the boardroom. They egg each other on, trying to get everyone to go into the bathroom with you so that they can come back and laugh it up over how you showed your dark, tiny, shriveled cock to all fourteen people working on the project.

   
   Wishful thinking from a man who was shaken to the core by my Arizona Ice Tea can sized penis.
4. 2017-02-08 at 6:22 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wishful thinking from a man who was shaken to the core by my Arizona Ice Tea can sized penis.

   
   the only thing a cock that size would be good for is performing the gayest bludgeoning ever
5. 2017-02-08 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra the only thing a cock that size would be good for is performing the gayest bludgeoning ever

   
   And yet it's barely sufficient to satisfy yo mama
6. 2017-02-08 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   aldra's mom is a respectable member of society
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7. 2017-02-08 at 6:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah she works with disabled kids and doesn't interfere with them as far as I know
8. 2017-02-08 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra yeah she works with disabled kids and doesn't interfere with them as far as I know

   
   I bet that experience really helped her deal with raising you. Or does she only work with physically disabled kids?
9. 2017-02-08 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think you misunderstood. She's an artist. Disabled kids are her favorite medium.
   
   
   
   This may look like an old woman playing with rope, but it's actually a taxidermy 9 year old.
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10. 2017-02-08 at 7:56 AM UTC

    #10
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    shower nt a growr xD;DDD
11. 2017-02-08 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #11
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    post a picture of ur dick, i bet its smaller than mine
12. 2017-02-08 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling shower nt a growr xD;DDD

    
    Would be weird to be a grower in the men's restroom.
13. 2017-02-08 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ive never understood the whole shower not a grower deal... if you are a grower aren't you also a shower?
14. 2017-02-08 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is it because you're neither?
15. 2017-02-08 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #15
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^you suck at being witty
16. 2017-02-08 at 10 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let's see that cock Bill Krozby, stop hiding from me.
17. 2017-02-08 at 10:17 AM UTC

    #17
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i have a really smexy penis.
    
    /thread
18. 2017-02-08 at 11:08 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People who always go on about how big their dick is are guaranteed to have a tiny todger. Sorry captain, you're insecurity shows through
19. 2017-02-08 at 11:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I probably have the biggest cock in the universe.
20. 2017-02-08 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Let's see that cock Bill Krozby, stop hiding from me.

    
    No no no..... just don't do that.