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  1. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by ORACLE Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

    like what?

    impress the heck out of me
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by bigthink like what?

    impress the heck out of me

    Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

    Lmfao


    Ot





    😇
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    burying my face in a bag of h i found in an old birthday card. i thought the smell would remind me of when i felt good, but its so old it doesnt even smell anymore.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER burying my face in a bag of h i found in an old birthday card. i thought the smell would remind me of when i felt good, but its so old it doesnt even smell anymore.

    Why didnt u end up doing that bag of h wen u originally received it?
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i didnt receive it i think i was going to mail it. But i always had a few hundred grams of dope around at any given time so it was pretty easy to forget about a g or two. A few months ago i found 1.1 grams in the corner melted to the carpet, that had apparently shot off the rock and bounced off the wall.
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Smoking weed in front of the fire
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Making fun of niggers
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Feeling Bad for matt…I just want him to be happy, and feel good.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Laughing hysterically
  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    just reading and watching Candy talk to a...I don't know..some just don't hang on my plain. some are just too earthy...mundane

    Candy who or whatever the fuck you is talking to or posting about...they don't exist. Maybe all up in your head woman. No offence...get ya noggin check out ASAP!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I woke up. I got roofied last night.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp..On my way back from break..
    Work on a Saturday night ❤️

    YIKES !

  14. Working
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pooping out the roofies from last night.
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Pooping out the roofies from last night.

    I saw you say that earlier. So did they take advantage of all your orifices?
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I saw you say that earlier. So did they take advantage of all your orifices?

    Oh you saw I got roofied earlier and didn't even care. :( this is what's wrong with America these days.

    I dont know that's the point of roofying is to make the other person not remember. My poop is sort of gravely and dark though and my b-hole hurts so yeah probably someone took advantage of it. Mouth and ears and nostrils and eyes feel fine though. No incisions on my body that could have been made to create new fuck holes so that's good.
  18. If it’s any consolation, I didn’t care either
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey me either.
  20. I can tell lol, you seem to be taking it in stride.... no pun intended
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